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This mermaid is actually a guy 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Maybe they're going for realistic boobs?
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Truth about the Girls Scouts 11 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
But only during a specific time of year
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bacon 3 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
It's too high up. The face is the clitoris. .
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Zander's Life Advice #2 16 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I'd rather just feed it to the pigs.
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Wonderful quote 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Pamela Daranjo is what I got when I googled it
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When the teacher outsmarts the student 15 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I also got that answer!!
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Professional Mourner 5 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I might pay to watch him jump in the grave.
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Life beyond earth 14 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I feel like that's not a great analogy. We know whales exist. There's proof of that. Aliens? Not so much.
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Never take life for granite 2 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
YOU CANNOT MAKE ME HAVE FEELINGS FOR A ROCK
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Relationship goals 9 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Basically the law trumps everything and then it really depends on the state. In California, for example, if she broke the engagement, she'd be required to return the ring; but if he broke the engagement, she gets to keep it. Some states are conditional and state that if there is no marriage, then the ring must be returned. Kansas and Montana do state that it was a gift and can't be returned. Others take circumstances into account such as the date the ring was given (Valentine's day, birthday, and holidays are more likely to be seen as a regular gift).
So really, it just depends on which state they're in. But he could likely get the value of the ring back if he sued.
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Relationship goals 9 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
He might be able to take the ring to court depending on the value and what he decides to argue. Property law can be tricky.
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:angrybones: 1 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I feel like a terrible human for laughing
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Over to sports now 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
You know how damn hard it is to find a virgin?! Those are valuable.
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If I had tinder 12 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Same. Plus his bio made me laugh. Worth a swipe right.
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Understand this 28 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Goodness, who pissed in your cheerios???
Understand this 28 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I think it depends. There are some women, like myself, that refuse to identify as feminists because the movement doesn't want to respect or represent some of our ideals. In addition to the bad rep they're getting.
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HE TASTE LIKE YOU 15 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
So altos are like the choir version of violas? Good old viola jokes.
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Who would have known we'd have such advanced games in 2017 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Is this the plot to a porn?
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Sooo much hate 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
You can double the glitter for $0.88 more.
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I love you grandma 2 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Am I the only one that gets sad when an old person looks upset?
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Shut down 10 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
"Oh you think that dog is cute? Too damn bad! Suffer!!!"
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Perhaps every girl feels this way 7 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Nah, I don't want a mustache. I don't need another thing on my body to shave. Thanks though.
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I am death 4 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
That is a bush viper.a hairy bush viper.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheris_hispida
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Bromance at its finest 5 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
"I'll never let go, dude.... no homo."
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PETA in a nutshell 7 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Maybe not the dog. National Geographic has an article about dogs essentially chose to domesticate themselves.
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