Look I didn't write that stuff! Jeez!

What is your problem?! I KNOW it is!

Some people have got it...

I leave for a while and some lil tree hugger hacks me!

Whats going on here?

Well, yeah. :\

Stop being a cynical lil bitch.

Its not TRUE.

No, they strictly eat fish, you should look at the rabbits position in the last picture.

Thats photoshop. Those birds don't eat rabbits. Just a little tip from an intelligent Satan.

We all know whose owl it is...

Hmm, you never know bro.

Yeah, I mean who would think I was Satan? Seems crazy man.

No. S-A-T-A-N. I win.

Well, I can't braid.

Well, maybe I did.

Dude, it said Satan not Lucifer.

Its alright bro. I'm not gay, just saying.

WE torture them with fire, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a room mate.

Well thank you! *blushes*

It did hurt a bit, but then I got Funsubstance so now I'm okay. I like chatting to my minions over the web. So wait were you really asking me out? *trys to look attractive*