Yeah we gotta keep Hell warm.

Lucifer is a pathetic lil wannabe devil. As you all should know, Lucifer was my angel name.

Its all the rage now.

First and only girl that'll kiss him.

I don't have time for this pathetic human shit. I'm done. *smashes computer*

SATAN, MY NAME IS SATAN, LUCIFER IS THE GODDAMN ANGEL!

Bieber was a creation gone wrong to be honest. I think it may be a girl.

Yes, Bieber was a fine example of my creations.

I do agree. Definitely.

Yes they are.

Demons are much more fun...

That would be me if you wish to be a demon minion. Or him if you wish to be a fluttery repulsive angel.

I am the only Satan! The only true ruler of Hell! As everyone should know Lucifer is my angel name, So he therefore must be an angel.

Oh, him. We have already met. *scowls*

*walks away slowly*

Great idea.

But, but I wanna be Lucifer too....

*Applauds loudly*

*buys a bowtie* Am I cool yet?

Oh, well. *eats biscuits*

I am impressed by my servants achievements...