satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

— satans_mistress Report User
Too true though 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Where? With who? Wait, who? Hmm, i dont think I like that friend of yours... at what time? Who else is going? John? Who's John? Do you like him? Mhm, sure. Where? No i didn't already ask that, dont talk to me in that tone. Well, we'll see...
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Can I get an AMEN??? 19 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
We all fail. In the end we all die. Point of life isn't to win, its to have fucking lived a life we are proud of. If you're proud to know the difference between your and you're then good for you. Who the fuck is anybody to judge?
Me in AP World History last year 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
What????
A fuck, i forgot the comma.
Should this be hidden? I dunno... Well, better safe than sorry 22 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Sounds like a fanfic i read.
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Addressing some issues 108 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thanks admin for responding, we truly appreciate your work. Hopefully we'll all learn as a whole and work towards making this a better community. Much love for the gods ♡♡♡
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Randal u motherfrickityfrack 12 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
DUDE
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...for Rose 41 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yay! A new friend!
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Addressing some issues 108 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thays actually a good idea. Habing said that, do you yhink the admins should also send some sort of warning to the users (and guests too if possible) who are breaking the rules or just being mean? A warning to tone it down or to stop unless they want to lose their account.
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Addressing some issues 108 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Man, tylerchu asking the important questions.
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...for Rose 41 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I think these puns are UNSINKABLE dark_mini0n.
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A turtle dancing and singing in the shower 22 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
And I haven't the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
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Addressing some issues 108 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I know right. I love this place.
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A turtle dancing and singing in the shower 22 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Oh the attraction, the tension, can't you see baby this is perfecto?
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Addressing some issues 108 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thanks!
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A turtle dancing and singing in the shower 22 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
So be wise, and keep on, reading the signs of my body.
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A turtle dancing and singing in the shower 22 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Shell don't lie
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Girls today 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Ok y'all know what I meant.
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Girls today 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Dude, i could baerly hold hands with some guy at 12, let alone do sexual things. Look, I'm no one to judge and say when it's appropriate to have sex, but like, wtf are preteens doing with dicks and and pussies? No, y'all need to do your homework and have your bestfriend give a note to the guy you like saying you like him, not sucking dick and bragging about it. Suck dick when you're not afraid to get condoms and when you're educated about sex and know the dangers. Have sex when youre ready to face the consequences of sex in case you mess up. Have sex when you're prepared to deal with, not only the physical, but the emotional and mental stuff that happens with sex.
tl;dr don't have sex unless you're 3837% ready.
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Me in AP World History last year 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Fuck, thats me in AP Statistics and AP Micro Economics.
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Me in AP World History last year 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I love history, get I get so confused
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Girls today 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
*sigh*
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*chanting* cake cake cake cake cake cake cake... 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Or a muffin.
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*chanting* cake cake cake cake cake cake cake... 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Or a cupcake.
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yeah 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
MOST POPULAR GIRLS
MY SHOW
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tumblr comp 18 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Lol, I'm not that stubborn. Unless I really want to be.
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