Retailers normally have a blanket insurance policy against shipping damage so they are happy to replace it.

At least it brought a towel...

Unlikely

Just lick it off the tip of the spoon when you see it. It won’t be a big deal.

Righteousness and judgment releases a lot of endorphins and makes your feeeeeeel gooooood.

Mostly scenarios involving turtles.

Excellent imagery!

Or you could realize that it’s just a joke anonymously made on a meme site that’s mostly populated with kids. I doubt it’s going to swing anyone’s opinion to any material degree; if it did then that person’s beliefs are so loosely held that they could be considered to not even exist.

And just like that @this_isntme both seems to get and not get the guest’s joke at the same time.

Given this information the title of the post is now hilarious.

Obligatory reminder that people with disabling injuries are not able to move as easily and tend to get overweight. The fat people on the scooter may have a legitimate underlying disability that made them that way not the other way around.

Is just garnish, señor.

Who is downvoting verifiable facts?

Pilot fish follow sharks and eat the scraps. I believe some of them even swim into their mouths and clean their teeth.