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Just grandma advice 14 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Girls with no teeth do have certain advantages.
Can you feel it? 16 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Well, for one thing avoid typing “you” when you mean “your”.
Psychedelic effects 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
#relatable
Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Posting this on the internet so the Amish can’t defend themselves. Pro move.
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Can you feel it? 16 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Nope. You comment was just dumb.
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This is real 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Sounds like someone doesn’t put out enough.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
But property is property and the royal family owns more than anyone else. Like all of Canada and Australia.
Just grandma advice 14 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
You just have to take a page from the FBI playbook. The are the sexiest of the federal law enforcement agencies.
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I thought this was too funny 37 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
@famousone Taking away someone’s rights and property against their Will is theft. Aren’t you the one who says that all the time?
Just grandma advice 14 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
What you gotta do is form a search party and map out a grid pattern. You have the members of the party start on one end and stay just within sight of each other. That way as they move forward there is visual coverage of the whole territory. After the first few hours you will want to call a halt and refill water bottles, have some snacks, etc back at the rally point. While everyone is gathered together you get on the bullhorn and ask anyone who finds you attractive to raise their hand. At that point you get them to come forward and dismiss the rest of the volunteers with your sincere thanks. This has been proven in the past to be 100% effective most of the time.
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Just grandma advice 14 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
That would be 7.5mil people. The earth has about 267mil square miles but only 10% of it is inhabited. That means there is someone who finds you attractive within 3 square miles on average.
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I thought this was too funny 37 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Why shouldn’t Canada pay for it? His grandmother owns the country.
Hello darkness my old friend 22 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
It was a little challenging to get the point across without being vulgar.
Imagine getting this card though. 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I text with my most recent ex (about 6mo) on a daily basis. She has a really nice new guy and I like to hear about how happy she is with him.
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Cuddling anonymous 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
The how come everyone always starts screaming questions about how I got in the house?
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Life is life 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
He probably factored that in.
Poor girl 11 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Well, she’s chosen to be a small business owner like any other instead of pursuing a career of employment. If you took the time to build a product, market it, and monetize on it and then someone just shut down your delivery channel you would be in the same situation.
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Hello darkness my old friend 22 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I know a number of daughters who are quite happy with the fact that they can disagree from personal experience.
Maybe maybe. 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Skin elasticity is key to a healthy and youthful appearance. Perhaps he interpreted it as Muslims especially wrinkly people?
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Anybody else going through an unwanted divorce? 11 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Given a long enough timeframe all divorces are wanted.
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Shithead 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Bib Fortuna?
Deception is everywhere 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
That would assume they have a demand for the teeth that they collect. Who is paying them more money than they are leaving for these teeth. And what does that organization have planned for a massive mountain of teeth?
Due of a broken alarm I have to spend the night at work. So I turned it into a hipster 8 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I believe he means the security alarm of the building is not working so he has to spend the night as a watchmen.
The Story of a Woodworker Grieving the Love of His Life 7 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
He was carving with an axe. He’s talented, no doubt, but someone should get him a lathe and a set of chisels so he can do it right.