What’s worse is that she died there. Didn’t even get a discount, let alone a refund. Doctors really don’t stand by their work.

Who they are changes over time.

I figured he was jus my trying to give the snake hood scritches.

I guess the title size limit hasn’t happened yet...

If it comes from a cloaca it’s a breakfast make-a.

Supposedly the police found him calmly drinking a beer in a pub and didn’t believe his story that he got hit until they got the footage. He had no serious injuries.

Intention can be retroactive

He has a very gentle grip.

Gifts are fine, though you are supposed to pay taxes on it with a couple certain exceptions. However, if you were to gift that same amount back at any point it can be considered a loan. Not that anyone ever gets busted for it...

It doesn’t have to be totally true to life. Maybe a young lady who loses her memory every time she has a orgasm. That would make for some drama.

Might make a good porn

Third is about communication. You can talk to guy at a urinal only if you are also at a urinal. You can talk to a guy not at a urinal only if you also not at a urinal.

If a guy standing next to you started peeing would you look at his junk?

Technically no. A finite space can hold a finite amount of matter. No matter how small of a fraction of that finite amount you use per gallon you will still eventually run out.

Why are your pants down at a urinal?

I want a shift in how we regard unarmed vs armed crime. Unarmed crimes should have a penalty in months and armed in years to incentivize the criminals to leave the weapons at home. I want police performance to be based on something that isn’t arrests, like patrol mileage.

But here’s the answer I would like. I want to raise police salaries to attract better candidates. I want additional training in de-escalation of dangerous situations and I want it to be ongoing. I want to increase the number police so that they can be rotated in and out of stressful roles to keep them from burning out. Free access to mental health care and mandatory evaluations on a regular basis. I want every officer to be held accountable for their actions and the actions of those around them.

For one thing the people who make Paw Patrol should be forced to tell us what happened to all the adults in that city. It’s really creepy.

Then it couldn’t be infinite gallons from one can.

That would be the joke, yes.

Or joking.