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Meet dr. Marijuana pepsi 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Marijuana is a legit Latina name though.
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Endurable parched pricier Jaguar 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
His name was Robert Paulson.
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Absolute genius 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It sneaked up on you. Report to your nearest senior center to receive your crocs and flip phone.
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Absolute genius 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I first saw this sign in the 80s so... boomer humor.
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No one burned down your she-shed 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
If we also give up “man cave” I think we can stop.
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It's starting to bug me more than people who don't know the difference between your and 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Your sounding a little nit-picky, OP?
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Yeah, every fortnight 13 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Take a fork and stick it into the filling from the side. Then you can dip the whole thing in with clean fingers.
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This guy for president, IMO 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Costco employees are paid very well and they after 20 years are eligible for a pension. The executives there have publicly fought to keep their employees a priority instead of changing to meet the demands of the stockholders to raise the share price. Costco jobs are highly sought after.
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This guy for president, IMO 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s an awesome hot dog too.
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Babies exist so us grown babies can struggle to figure out what’s wrong with them 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
When my son was an infant he would cry and grab my hand (hard!) and pull it toward his body. I would rub him but it wouldn’t do any good but if I tried to pull my hand away he would grab it again. Turns out he wanted to be lightly scratched. As soon as I figured that out he would right asleep. Too bad it took three months.
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Day 4 of Self-isolation. Pasha is not happy about sharing his space 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Then Pasha shouldn’t have gotten a damned dog.
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If you’re looking for a come-up, dividends are f*cking awesome 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I’ve been investing for about 20 years and if you don’t know what to buy look for a mutual fund with a stable price that pays dividends in its own shares. It seems counterintuitive because you want the price to go up on investments but this is much better. Every time a dividend issues it’s recorded as a sale price of whatever the fund is trading at the time. Those dividends will compound tax-free and when you go to sell the price you sell for us basically the same as what you bought it for. That means you pay little to no taxes on the sale.
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Buy meat, eat meat then beat your meat 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
At least Bitcoin is up.
Sleeping blissfully 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Aw. I want a snuggle monkey.
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Ancient Babylonians did math in base 60 instead of base 10, by the way 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
We use Base 60 every day. It’s why there are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 mins in an hour. Also 360 degrees in a circle. Not sure how many degrees that is in Celsius though.
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Hurt huddled null Ant 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Depends on your role in the process.
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Made in china 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Everyone I have met in that condition has an overabundance of self security.
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Made in china 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This is actually really creative bit of engineering. They can manufacture more of that head piece cheaper than they can design and manufacture a second part that just fits the horse. The size of the head means the tail would be really secure too.
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I didn’t think through my outfit choice before going to glow in the dark mini putt on a 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I would think that would be perfect for a date.
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Feets 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Despite the text literally telling me, it took me a minute to figure out what was going on here.
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Well, at least it's regular size 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Maybe it was Rocky Mountain Oysters or some other euphemism for them. It’s been years so I don’t remember all the details. It definitely didn’t say testicles on the menu.
Well, at least it's regular size 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
A restaurant in my town had a pizza called the Bleu Balls. It was bleu cheese and bull testicle. One chick got so upset after eating it then bothering to ask what “hangar steak” was that she made the news. The best part of the coverage was footage in the kitchen. They had a container simply labeled “Balls” among the other ingredients.
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sory 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
No u
I'm trying to fit in 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s waysist