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I got some sweet cross stitching glasses 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Maybe she could use the glasses to find dental care
In Russia bat eats your food. Sorry for the low quality 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This is how bats get COVID.
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An oil painting of my cat, Misha! Rescued her from under a car in Romania. Enjoy! 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Romania is the best place to hide under a car hands down.
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A vase...Or two men about to kiss? 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
A chalice. Not a vase.
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Hey, at least it’s not bigoted. 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You don’t want to get laid in the afterlife?
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Sterilization 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Sterilization in North Carolina is always appropriate.
We all make mitakes 9 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Ha, you might not realize it but both of you’re comments have errors.
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We all make mitakes 9 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s not about offending, it that a typo gives the other person in the discussion the ability to focus away from your point onto a minor mistake you made.
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We all make mitakes 9 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Ignore the typo and address the message he is attempting to convey.
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Think how much dust there will be in a whole bus 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I cut out 30 year old carpet once. It had a layer of compressed dust underneath. I had to break it up to get it into the vacuum.
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Used to. Then this guy went back and fixed it. And somehow rearranged the week so that Taco Tuesday isn’t in the middle anymore.
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Terraforming 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You just activate the device in the Pyramid Mines. It’s just one button.
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What superhero would you be? 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Apparently someone read Five Chinese Brothers as a kid and only remembers it on a subconscious level.
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Bloody Kisses made better. 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Fun fact: Type O Negative was originally called Sub Zero and only discovered there was another band with the name after Peter Steele had gotten a tattoo of their logo so they had to come up with another name that fit the symbol.
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The absolute horse 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Still only one horsepower.
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Froggo Fun #394 - Gum Frog 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Fun fact: “Bubble gum” flavor is a combination of vanilla, cinnamon, and wintergreen.
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Everyone needs to see this 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Why do they all have steering wheels? Who is really in control?
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About 20,000 bees were following this car for 2 days because their queen was trapped 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Those are feral bees. Much more dangerous to your young children playing in the yard.
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Long Pause 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I read that in Jeff Goldblum’s voice. Excellent work.
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European breakfast, as envisioned by an American 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I make these style eggs for my kids all the time. They love cracking them open and dipping the toast soldiers in them.
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This is bananas 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
They do it laparoscopically.
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
By that same logic its best to follow the rules and not set traps that are illegal. The issue is that that mechanics are indiscriminate in their effects. The what-if scenarios are the core of the legal status. In the range of possible outcomes the positives are in the vast monitory. @famousone You sound like a toddler when you say “what’s mine is mine” and you’re better than that.
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
And work is the only way to acquire property? You are assuming the only people vulnerable to injury are there to steal or destroy. What about a kid who decides to hop your fence as a shortcut to get a street over and triggers your trap? Is his trespassing worth death or maiming?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You think property is more valuable than life?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
In the US the courts have rules that right to life is more important than property rights. Doesn’t matter if it’s a trespasser. If you dig a pit with spikes or rig a gun to go off when the door opens you will be liable for the injury and can go to prison for assault or murder or whatever.