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Little uncomfortable 24 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
I agree, how the heck did they get the knives out of police evidence?!
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Strong motivations 13 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
My bad, Ariel was totally just doing it for the dick
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Strong motivations 13 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
Lol I agree with you (12+ yes with my husband) but that’s not at all related to the post. Insinuating that the character’ motivations were all to attract a man is what we’re all discussing here. Not only is that incorrect per each of the stories, but it’s telling of perspectives of some, don’t you think? And if that’s what they are taking away from these stories, imagine what kind of confusion they may suffer when interacting with women in the wild.
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Strong motivations 13 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
And that warped perspective is why so many males believe females sole purpose and motivation is to please them.
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Betting 100 dolares you looked at your thumbs 8 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
I have a mom foot and a dad foot
Pictures with terrible backstories 15 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
So the pic was taken before the fire
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Pictures with terrible backstories 15 comments
schemajoy · 5 years ago
Sleep deprived mom brain here. Can someone explain the astronaut pic?
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Door pants 9 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Ooooh, door shirt... now these are ideas
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#Adulting 22 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Ummm, kind of whiny. As long as you take care of your responsibilities and dont hurt others, no one gives a shit what makes you happy as an adult aside from maybe your parents and that one judge mental ass hat from high school.
Ubiquitous frail coordinated Porcupine 10 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Naw, just getting old
Ubiquitous frail coordinated Porcupine 10 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
I have a hard time focusing my eyes when someone else holds... maybe it’s an old person thing
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So, which is it? Be direct or get to know each other first? Neither one works. 9 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
You’re forgetting that females aren’t a singular entity or stereotype; they’re actual individual people with their own thoughts and feelings who can share characteristics and reactions, sure, but generally have their own.
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It's simple 14 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Yep, that’s it. Just remain single don’t have kids and you’ll become extremely wealthy. Perfect equation.
No one wants to touch a toilet seat 19 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
We put the lid down otherwise the cats play in the water. Everyone has to lift, everyone has to lower. Plus, you spray less fecal matter around the room when flushing if the lid is down.
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I didn't even go to college 2 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
That sounds like you were enrolled in a terrible and basic program
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The origin of the batmobile 3 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
I legitimately thought this was an adult car bed for a good minute
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That's a world of difference 12 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Micronathia
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Shower thoughts 20 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
They have other styles than the clogs... I bet you've seen people wearing them and didn't even know it!
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We are all friends now.  7 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
I can't stop watching this
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What's That In The Box? 4 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Oops. I'm old and don't know all the hip lingo you kids these days are using.
What's That In The Box? 4 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
I've been watching this for 5 minutes. What.
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New favorite movie 8 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
But I think Vin Diesel really IS in to D&D
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Don't let the world's bitterness ruin your loving soul 8 comments
schemajoy · 6 years ago
Totally true. It can get better. And now, helping others is part of what makes me happy.
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Broke ass 2 comments
schemajoy · 7 years ago
50 CENTS?!? As a mother I am SHOCKED! You can get so much more money than that on the black market. Economics.
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The knitting master 11 comments
schemajoy · 7 years ago
Yes. I concur.
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