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Umbrella shaded walkway in Timișoara, Romania 2 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

The church considered it to be the pride flag and urged the City Hall to take them down or to opt for monochrome

An apple a day keeps the mom away? 9 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Exactly. I have my nipple pierced and they told me to remove it before the x Ray so it won't eminterfere with the scan

... And you are complaining about not getting a Nintendo Switch 6 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Looks like a amalgamation of promised and possessed

Ohh poor muslins 3 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Thirdly,

Ohh poor muslins 3 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Well firstly it would be just 'muslin' not 'muslins' and secondly, it shouldn't be capitalised

Seth MacFarlane nails it again 7 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

My*

This is how you earn business 3 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Horse's *

Yes, yes he is 6 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

He also spends his time smoking weed in his bedroom, masturbating and playing video games. His older sister doesn't approve of it.

Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

What about it?

Whoa bruh 10 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Fuck off it's 'jumps' not 'jumped'.

Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Someone tell me?

Nobody reads this 4 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

That's because you're nobody

My professor is always putting jokes up 9 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

It would be a pun if it were a homonym, not spelt differently

My professor is always putting jokes up 9 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

But it doesn't make sense

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It happens 3 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Off*

Title 14 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

I got downvoted because?

Title 14 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

English: Poinsettia
Polish: ;)
English: oh no
Polish: star of Bethlehem

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shiftingsands · 5 years ago

A lot of languages don't differentiate fingers from toes

Time for my annual reapearance 5 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/525103/may-the-4th-be-with-you-2019/

Time for my annual reapearance 5 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Someone already posted it

What LGBT really stands for 17 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

I bet YOU taste disgusting

Clever spooderman 4 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Actually there is a separate tinder for 13-17 year olds.

Godspeed james 5 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

13 litres of blood is more than twice the amount of blood in an average human

75 6 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

What are you talking about? She was half his age so obviously she'd be half his age when he's 70.so the answer is definitely 35.

Striped unarmed violet Gnat 7 comments

shiftingsands · 5 years ago

Wow you can't fucking spell