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Goddammit rogers! 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
'the the'
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Big boy getting check by vet 11 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Well fack, cos I thought it was a yak.
"Let's give someone else a chance!" 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
'Pattison'
Umbrella shaded walkway in Timișoara, Romania 2 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
The church considered it to be the pride flag and urged the City Hall to take them down or to opt for monochrome
An apple a day keeps the mom away? 9 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Exactly. I have my nipple pierced and they told me to remove it before the x Ray so it won't eminterfere with the scan
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... And you are complaining about not getting a Nintendo Switch 6 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Looks like a amalgamation of promised and possessed
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Ohh poor muslins 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Thirdly,
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Ohh poor muslins 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Well firstly it would be just 'muslin' not 'muslins' and secondly, it shouldn't be capitalised
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Seth MacFarlane nails it again 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
My*
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This is how you earn business 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Horse's *
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Yes, yes he is 6 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
He also spends his time smoking weed in his bedroom, masturbating and playing video games. His older sister doesn't approve of it.
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Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
What about it?
Whoa bruh 10 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Fuck off it's 'jumps' not 'jumped'.
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Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Someone tell me?
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Nobody reads this 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
That's because you're nobody
My professor is always putting jokes up 9 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
It would be a pun if it were a homonym, not spelt differently
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My professor is always putting jokes up 9 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
But it doesn't make sense
It happens 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Off*
Title 14 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
I got downvoted because?
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Title 14 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
English: Poinsettia
Polish: ;)
English: oh no
Polish: star of Bethlehem
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Title 14 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
A lot of languages don't differentiate fingers from toes
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Time for my annual reapearance 5 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Someone already posted it
What LGBT really stands for 17 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
I bet YOU taste disgusting
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Clever spooderman 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Actually there is a separate tinder for 13-17 year olds.
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