My fat arse thought it was a pastille

Yeah I read it, was wondering where that passenger got that logic from. As far as I know, any dogs are allowed on buses in England, not just guide dogs.

You're dirty minded

He's still hot anyway

I like Freecell, but probably prefer Hearts.

Not really if you know how to play it. Also, on free cell you can choose a particular easy round if you know the number for the game and can repeatedly play the same game over and over.

Double...

You are so innocent

If you were 'severely depressed' you should at least get diagnosed for it, because depression is a serious condition and you could be at risk of harm to yourself or others. I doubt OP was ever diagnosed and just brushing it off as a feeling.

This is an actual book?

I need to find this shop as I live in London. Not that I'm going to buy anything, I just need to see it.