shiftingsands

shiftingsands


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I hope every woman in the world do this 12 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
I don't care if whatever I give my man is more than what he gave me. If he gets me a snack, I'll get him a buffet.
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Too good not to share 26 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
I'm not even gonna
Can you feel the hand on your shoulder? 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
At a public library I was using a computer, and the girl on the computer next to me was messing around so the librarian told her she'd log her off using the main computer but all of a sudden my computer logs out, and she realises she logged off the wrong computer :'(
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Proud ancestors 2 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Hey that's my job!
Annual reminder to watch last years movies 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Thank you for reminding me 10 months in advance
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Helping aging spiders 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Burn yourself
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Now I can rest in peace 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
You can downvote me all you like, it doesn't change that it's a fact about a TV programme.
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No need them yet 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
30s* 20s*
Now I can rest in peace 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Smudge was also the name of the Biue Peter kitten who died after being hit by a vehicle :'(
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Good boy! 2 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Oh my Zeus*
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Each red dot represents a confirmed case of the bubonic plague since 1970. All of Europe 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
"Each red dot represents a confirmed case of the bubonic plague since 1970. All of Europe had zero."
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Tell me something 9 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Not always
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The lion king summerized 5 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Summarised *
Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
That is a reason. The tweeter is incorrect and trying to sound smart.
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Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
As slang for vagina, pussy took off in in the late 19th and early 20th centuries with pulpy magazines, erotic novels, pornographic cartoons, and other materials—not least of which was slang’s main venue, everyday speech. The rise of the adult-film industry in the 1970s and internet porn in the 1990s took pussy to new heights.
In the early 1900s, pussy had also extended as a term for “sex with women” or “women” in general, objectifying them purely as sexual objects. Around this time it also came to insult “effeminate men” and “homosexuals,” presumably likening such weak-seeming individuals to women and their body parts. This pussy went on as a mild term of abuse for “coward.”
For all its vulgarity or abusiveness, pussy has been featured prominently in popular culture—and politics. Pussy Galore is the suggestive name of an action heroine and love interest in the James Bond film Goldfinger (1964) based on the 1950 novel by Ian Fleming
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Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
No it's fucking not.
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This is way too accurate! 3 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Me when I wasn't even high: *thinks* '3 wings and chips' *out loud* '3 chips and wings'
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Nightmare fuel or a great drawing? 4 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Isn't that just the sun in Teletubbies?
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Oh no 1 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Nsfw please. This picture can induce nightmares.
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Fortnite is trash 2 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Come on, jokes offensive to gays died ages ago
Russian restaurant, on the wall it says, "food prepared with love" 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
I was 12 when I first watched it and I understood those rude bits. I also borrowed the book from the library which confirmed it was semen that the prisoner flicked at her.
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So Kimberly "Ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins has overcome her drug 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Downvoting me because you don't want to believe it's the truth.
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Russian restaurant, on the wall it says, "food prepared with love" 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
How did your parents feel about you seeing nudity, and a prisoner saying 'I can smell your cunt!' to the protagonist before throwing his semen at her?
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So Kimberly "Ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins has overcome her drug 7 comments
shiftingsands · 5 years ago
Shut the fuck up she was never a drug addict, this was just made up and spread over the Internet. She was just poor, not an addict.
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