@tyche_and_co (grammar Nazi mode) the subjunctive is a mood, not a tense.

I could find some of disaster movie entertaining. But I watched superhero movie when I was 13 and thought that some of the jokes sounded like stuff I could make up.

Plus it sounds like something you'd say about interracial couples

Use special police only paint

Well obviously. I do work in a pharmacy.

I don't care if whatever I give my man is more than what he gave me. If he gets me a snack, I'll get him a buffet.

At a public library I was using a computer, and the girl on the computer next to me was messing around so the librarian told her she'd log her off using the main computer but all of a sudden my computer logs out, and she realises she logged off the wrong computer :'(

Hey that's my job!

Burn yourself

You can downvote me all you like, it doesn't change that it's a fact about a TV programme.