Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome be like

We should throw each year's iteration of dr. ew in a cage together and see who fares best.

Oh that's disgusting

I suppose it's asking to be conscious of who you look for friends in. A healthy group of friends will be *roughly* proportional to the population. OP is asking to make sure that you're not subconciously choosing friends based on race.

That's why crap like this is ridiculous. Santa's magic, nothing is impossible. He's based on like three different guys, one of them (Odin) has only one eye and an 8-legged horse.

Whatever you do, don't eat anything, or the Fae will take you

My Little Pony, Season 5 Episode 13, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep? has entered the chat

Well, if Greenland is up for taking, Norway might like it back

Imagine being this stupid. It's common knowledge New Zealand is uninhabited, no one would believe an obvious lie like that.

Rip to her washing machine I guess

Fun fact, dogs Charlie's size were bred to be hot water bottles

Only 800-1100s kids will understand

I didn't commit 9-10 instances of breaking and entering and 4 counts of arson in the state of Massachusetts from November 2008-January 2017 (as far as our sources tell us) AHAHHAHH I'm not even lying

There's a way to have reasonable gun control without disarming the working class. Taking guns away from suicidal people (we don't want it to be easier for them to hurt themselves), people with a history of violent crime, and rigorous gun safety education (to prevent accidental deaths) are what is needed.

Oof, stale

I think it's to do with if the letters go above or below the line.
bag-3
pen-1
fish-4
egg-6
chair-2
nose-5

You fool, that's just a fancy mausoleum!

He's baby!!!