Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Human barbecue 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I love this man so much
I wish I had it everyday 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Bondage and Discipline, Domination and Submission, Sadism and Machochism
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When I try to leave FunSubstance 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Never give up! Never surrender!
And that's how it should be. If you are not willing to save a life by donating 30 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It doesn't matter if it's religious reasons. It is the exact same thing as someone not wanting to just because thy don't want to. The only difference is that, in the religious reasons, it show that the person needs therapy to get rid of their delusions.
Blood paintings 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
That's pretty cool. I wonder if they'd be cool with me asking for my own blood be used as long as I bring proof of it being clean...
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I'm going to hell for this 16 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Hardly. The caregivers only help a few people in their life in ways that the average ten year old could handle.
"victimless crime" 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Oh, I think it was questioning those who do call it a victimless crime and not claiming it was.
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"victimless crime" 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
There are some crime that are considered victimless meaning no personal is directy harmed e.g. pirating a movie. Theft is sometimes considered to be a victimless crime, but usually in the context of stealing from a large company such as Walmart.
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Elon musk 23 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
This has quickly become one of my favorite scenarios 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Harry x Tom Riddle
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My political views 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Actually, the cycle of the sun and Earth aren't the cause of global warming. Here's a paper to help you understand: https://www.cia-ica.ca/docs/default-source/2015/215068e.pdf
Geez! Can I at least get the combination? 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Nah. That's getting me to notice you. As soon as you're part of my bubble then you get EVERYTHING from favorite sex positions to my current candle scent.
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Boys should die. God im so lonely why wont boys love me? 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Honey Booboo's mom had the one thing that attracts everyone: money and fame!
I can make my parents regret loving me too 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't have a partial flirt. It's either me being awkward or me demanding that they undress themselves. There is no inbetween.
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i've been laughing so hard at this 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*blows raspberry*
i've been laughing so hard at this 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I took a break! Geez woman chill.
Do you want something to not get done? 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*pushes up sleeves*
*fills sink with water*
*puts soap on sponge*
Dad: "Go wash the dishes!"
Me: "...I'm gonna go stay with mom."
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i've been laughing so hard at this 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Still love it!
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War...War never changes 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's actually been 26454, but whatever
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It's The Best Feeling In The World 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Your brain recognizes that it is at a toilet and doesn't have to hold on anymore. It is also an idiot and thinks that as long as you can see the toilet that it's alright to go.
Bros don't do that 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't see why him not knowing her parents has anything to do with him loving her. I think him not knowing her is a better point.
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Wholesome anon 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Me. If I was homeless that would be me.
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Still my favorite quote 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Science is so epic
I'm the bad guy 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Freaking out about issues that only exist in my own head!