It's not really that hard actually. Just a bit of flexibility does it just fine. I'm more scared for the day I accidentally cut my balls which will inevitably happen.

My life was filled with a decade of emotional, physical, and sexual abuse at the hands of my stepfather. I don't think you want it.

I am more in favor of her parents treating her as a human being with actual respect.

Then report her to the authorities. No need for cruel and unusual punishment.

I agree

Illegal != wrong

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It's her business where she puts her damn business. I was completely shitfaced when I said this last night and it is still more ethical than what you guys are saying.

Shoving the ground is another word for pushups.

He's shaming her and forcing her to do push0-ups in public where others can see e.g. public humiliation. He's also yelling about her own personal business which he has no business interfering in.

Something being wet is defines by when water is sticking to it. Water happens to be a cohesive molecule meaning that it sticks to itself. Water is, by definition, wet.

A piece of paper has a thickness of 0.1mm. Folding it in half doubles it. Folding that in half doubles that. So a simple equation to get the total thickness in 43 folds is 0.1x2^43 which gives us 879,609.302 kilometers. The moon is only 384,400 kilometers away.

tl;dr This is actually correct. It could even be done in only 42 folds.

I'll always be here to catch you, my dear lady <3

I have so many alter-egos that I lose track. It's like someone keeps making cheesy remakes of my old memories and just giving them to me.

Almost as if it was made from leather and fire resistant paper.

Who doesn't know how to play with themselves even a little bit. She's barely even touches herself. That's spoiled.

Stop lying to yourself.