Skurjandan

skurjandan


If I'm going to watch the world burn I might as well have a nice view.

— Skurjandan Report User
So true 32 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Not gonna lie, if there's ever an accurate depiction of Satan. Him is it. *cringe
O_o 12 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Yep, the gold star
So true 32 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Who didn't watch the shit out of this as a kid?
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We've all been there, man. 47 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Jesus this shit's confusing
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The struggle is real. 2 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Abandoned places are so much fun though
Advice to live by 7 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
It's a plus, especially if you don't say anything and let us find out for ourselves.
Stitch was the king of comebacks 8 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
That would probably win an argument with me
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Normally they're n*ked 37 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Does Arizona ices tea count?
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Trying to hold a fart next to a cute girl in class 13 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
What the
Normally they're n*ked 37 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Haven't hit that age yet huh?
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It's a mental block 9 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
this is sacrilege done right
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Please Read! Could save lives! 50 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
I absolutely despise things like this (no offense OP). The best self defense exercise a person can practice is the 40 meter sprint. I don't know how many times I've seen people take a self defense class and think they were invincible, it's false confidence. If you see someone acting shady as hell just get the fuck out of there. Doesn't matter if you look like an idiot or not. Even when I have my gun on me I'd still just run.
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Tell me something that you put in your mouth but you don't swallow 17 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Some one had to say it
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The Helix God Has Spoken! 14 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Just go to reddit /r/twitchplayspokemon and click on some of the side links they have. You'll piece it together fairly quickly.
Truth. 29 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
I agree with the part of "not fallowing something blindly". I don't agree with a lot of things my government does or the military. And I'll be honest, reading this while in Afghanistan it feels like a slap in the face. I'm one of the guys that actually goes out into the villages and spends time with the people. Even so far as to live among them for months on end. People that blindly call us "baby killers" or "ruthless murderers of the innocent" don't know what it's like here. It's a different way of life that you can't just read about and fully comprehend it. You have to immerse yourself in it to know how much we are actually making a difference. Not saying we're guiltless either. I'm not going into details but I've been across some blood curling shit that will stay with me till I die. That's the nature of war. I doubt he's ever been deployed, and if he has he sure hasn't left the fob. If he did he wouldn't have put this on the internet. In that regard I kind of feel bad for him.
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Some parents do it right! 11 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Damn, that kid dresses better then I do
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Truth. 29 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Actually what he's doing is punishable under the UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) according to DOD Directive 1344.10 and AR 670-1 because he's doing it in uniform. So doesn't matter if you respect it or not, its wrong. If he wanted to do this in civilians it would have been technically fine.
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The Helix God Has Spoken! 14 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Praise Helix
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Coffee shop 14 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
I'd buy the shit out of that coffee
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English class 5 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Who hates Les Mis?
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Ehh?Ehh? Get it? 15 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
It's sugar.....cubed. The formula is for sugar and to the 3rd power is cubed.
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Santa claus the soldier 15 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Must have been a while ago, still wearing acu's.
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The feels, man 26 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Well.....shit man
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It's like i'm living in an another world! 21 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
Best anit-hero ever.
Thinking about your crush like 10 comments
skurjandan · 10 years ago
All rise, motherfucker
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