Slimchance

slimchance


Here is my bio,
Here is my spout

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My Work's Emergency Access Door 2 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Well, that's comforting.
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Thin privilege comp 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Please tell me you're not serious. If so, please get help.
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Well okay. 46 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Not anymore.
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The prndl 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
If you didn't read it in Moesby's voice you're lying.
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Me everytime I get that answer 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Don't judge me.
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Every Miss America from 1921 to 2015 19 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
She's very nice.
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The Great Gatsby in a nutshell 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I personally found it grating and completely boring. But hey, to each their own. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Every Miss America from 1921 to 2015 19 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Miss America 2010 lives in my town and goes to my church.
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Found on google maps, calling police 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
You came to the wrong neighborhood.
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Harsh frodo. 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Samwise is probably my favorite literary hero of all time.
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Aww 37 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Plot twist: He wanted to wear his princess dress so he made his niece wear one too.
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Had to do a double take 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
That's exactly what it looks like.
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Perfect fit! 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
What a dick.
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College's Ultimate Question 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
It's what you do with that piece of paper that makes the difference.
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Making candy or giving a Dr. Seuss character a handy? 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
This makes me so uncomfortable.
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To the past or future? 35 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Blue. I don't wanna adult.
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Choose wisely 41 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Kurt.
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Verrrrryyy important!! 16 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
We had to do mock resumes in my business class, and I put all my reference numbers as 420-6969.
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100% acceptable reaction 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Close enough.
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This scares me everyday 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Everyone is.
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Which one are you? 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'm halfway between the King and the Mummy.
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Crazy gap jump 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Titanium balls.
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Space marbles 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'll take them all.
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totally not a title 28 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Can you check in the back?
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lol 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Don't discriminate.
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