Slimchance

slimchance


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When Kanye "announced" he was going to run for president 15 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I feel like he was making it up as he went along.
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This pretty much sums it up for me. 2 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
No.
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And then they say the Canadians don't say sorry so much 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Hardly anyone lives that far north. Most Canadians live within 100 miles of the U.S. Border.
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How men on Ashley Maddison must feel now 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I had heard 90-95%.
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Just being a d*ck 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Or Tim Drake.
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A sick child's face projected onto a factory smoke stack in China 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Call me insensitive, but all I can think of is the Bat Signal.
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A 100% accurate summary of like every class 16 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I must have been that one person because I never had that happen to me.
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Maybe 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Bring me Solo
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Mɒizɘ 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
In Russian, it is pronounced like the "ya" in "yacht."
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Lemme update my will first 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Looks like 40.
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Obsidian blades are really that sharp 20 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
He said that he failed calculus three times so he gave up.
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Obsidian blades are really that sharp 20 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
My history professor told us a story of when he was studying to be a doctor (which obviously didn't work out, but that's not important) that he used these in his anatomy classes to cut open cadavers. He said that he cut himself so many times on accident because they're so sharp.
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;-; Steve pls don't go 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Joe standing by the door like gtfo my show, Steve.
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The bibliophilic side of Tumblr. 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
For now my financial aid pays for all of my textbooks and then some, but saving for future use.
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Harry is kinda useless though tbh 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Twice.
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High school life 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
At that point Id just say fuck it and not do it.
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"I'm busy at work" 15 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Then the sprinklers go off and ruin it.
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Eminem complaition 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
He always looks like someone just took a shit in his mouth.
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Sanitary door opener. Sometimes 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Well I've never worried about that scenario, but now I will.
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My mother is a savage one 20 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Rekt
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Got em 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Apparently he's 15 years old
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That Moment When You Realize You're The Savior 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
What painting? All I see is two Messiahs.
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Just a Rolls Royce covered in velvet, in London 17 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Very carefully.
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Suite Life of Zach and Cody 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
My coworker calls the gear shift indicator a PRNDL.
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Just a few tricks 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
In an academic paper, one should never write "I believe/think." You can state your opinion, etc. without it. It makes you sound unsure of what you're saying. "I believe that the best solution is..." vs "The best solution is..."
The latter is more confident and the reader is more likely to accept it.
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