My mother is a savage one

Oh damn
Tara mom: 1

Me: we can change that ;)

Dudes get the shitty end of the deal at 40

aha. once I told my mom that I should go out with my friends, then she says, "oh wait. I forgot you don't have any."

STRAIGHT FIREEE

Rekt

Yesterday I was telling my mum the dream I had the night before (In which she drugged me so I would miss a girls night, because she thought there would be boys there and she didn't trust me) and she responded with "well I'd hope there'd be boys there, you're sixteen years old!"

You're 18 now? Like...your birthday? Or was it a spontaneous mom-sort of comment?

WABAM! get rekt