Slimchance

slimchance


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The first world christmas problems are strong in this one! 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Putting them together is the fun part though.
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How much does she even have 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
"only"
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Me if you leave me 2 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Bye Felicia.
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My teacher really irks me sometimes 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Different kinds of essays with different expectations. You really can't compare the two.
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this 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Two high schoolers had planned to do this exact thing in my town a few months ago, but thankfully were caught.
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hOW 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
$23000 isn't worth it.
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When I tell people I'm colourblind 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Every single time.
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Ouch!! 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Some people call me the space cowboy.
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You will get some dank stuff 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
It's not always digital. The last prescription I had was hand written, just a few months ago.
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A treehouse made of mirrors 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'll be more impressed with a mirror made of tree houses.
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My kind of game 59 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Yeah it's not a perfect fit, but it does kind of push you towards making the same "villain" choices that Logan did.
Snow glasses 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Glasses? I don't see snow glasses!
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My kind of game 59 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Fable 3 is one that comes to mind immediately.
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two face 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
The magic of a stroke.
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Gandalf still has hard feelings 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I don't claim to be a Tolkien scholar, but I don't think so. "Fly" is used as a form of "flee" as Tolkien used it in that form elsewhere throughout the books. So he is simply telling the Fellowship to flee the Balrog. Though I could be way off. I haven't read the books in a few years.
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I'm from Sweden and this really makes no sense to me 135 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Well, I don't think that he's competent. But that's the image many of his supporters have of him.
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I'm from Sweden and this really makes no sense to me 135 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
People who support him generally see Trump as decisive and competent, even if many don't agree with the things he says. There are is a large percentage of people who have an unfavorable view of Trump, but that's not necessarily of utmost importance in an election.
Also, racist old people and the crusade on "political correctness"
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(Loud diddly screams) 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I thought they were Bryan Cranston from Malcolm in the Middle.
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Class mix up 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'm not even in school anymore and I still have dreams that I forgot what class I'm supposed to go to and end up in the wrong place.
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God will kill me 14 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Rob Benedict.
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Advice for cashiers, most of whom seem to get this backwards every time 17 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I never do this, and I hate when cashiers do this to me.
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I just died! 23 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Making the best of a shitty situation.
So beautiful 24 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Obviously.
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So beautiful 24 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
My cousin and her son both have this combo.
Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I love how that was the only one you had a problem with.
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