Slimchance

slimchance


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Tolkien showdown 4 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Eh, I really just couldn't get through the Silmarillion. About halfway I just gave up.
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Heaven in the eyes of OCD people compilation 14 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
The tater tot one has an odd tot out. Not okay.
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This guys mugshot 1 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
That's exactly what I pictured Glamorous Hollywood Lane to look like.
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Memes 3 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Word
It helps if you walk around a bit 3 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
It's a little known fact that this is how the Gordian Knot was formed.
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I brake for tailgaters 2 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
That's how you know he's serious.
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Look at this cool Swiss underground bunker house 5 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
21st century Hobbit hole
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It honestly is 13 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
I feel ya.
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Mailman was the first to congratulate 11 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
I had a scholarship confirmation mailed to me in a frame for some reason and the USPS completely shattered the frame doing this.
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
I shall let them smell a poopy.
Genius.
In a movie theater bathroom on valtentines day 6 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
But that possibility isn't as funny.
In a movie theater bathroom on valtentines day 6 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
"I thought you were going to the bathroom, where'd this flower come from? Maybe you need less greens in your diet."
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In a movie theater bathroom on valtentines day 6 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Nothing like a single, last-minute movie theater bathroom flower to say romance!
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It's not easy being batman 11 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Bruce is always the life of the party.
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Old man 7 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Old man forces two much younger men into a volcano.
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Deadpool is an awesome movie 11 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
When Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same person.
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What would be your new superhero name? 31 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Commitment Man to the rescue!
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A hidden room in the house 25 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Fool of a Took!
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Seems legit 14 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
#notallpirates
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Ah, the classics 18 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
That show was terrible, at least in my opinion.
This picture is me 5 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
C's get degrees.
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Slice And Dice 13 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
What a dicey situation.
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Recently on the train 6 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Then everyone on the train applauded.
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I think that Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is irreplaceable 16 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Except Hugh Jackman said he is done playing Wolverine.
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You son of a b*tch 7 comments
slimchance · 8 years ago
Johnny Karate.
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