Those movies were so disappointing. Definitely one of the worst book-to-film adaptations I've ever seen.

Basically the whole trilogy right there.

And no one ever saw the guy in the background again.

Next ERB confirmed.

Nah man. Sure, they're dead and they'll never know the difference, but it's still each person's choice. Bodily autonomy is key.
That said, I'm an organ donor but I wouldn't want to force someone to be against their will.

And their villains look just like the heroes.

At least he got to keep the dog.

If you're that close, it's probably too late.

He's got more confidence than sense.

You could always drop an upper decker.

My hero

Green Lantern wasn't worth watching for any reason.

Are you blind? That's obviously her grandmother.

Why I always try to find a show that's got 5 seasons or more.

That's what happens when you crowdsource your intelligence.

Same.

Me, after taking math for the first time in 2 years.

What a shitty way to start the day.

Dat thigh gap

I had a coworker named Swoope who was a fuckup, so any time someone fucked up we'd say they were "swooping it"

It took me until the stoner to figure it out. Good one.

Ballin.

That's why nieces and nephews are great: all the fun, then you get to give them back.