Eh, I really just couldn't get through the Silmarillion. About halfway I just gave up.

The tater tot one has an odd tot out. Not okay.

That's exactly what I pictured Glamorous Hollywood Lane to look like.

Word

It's a little known fact that this is how the Gordian Knot was formed.

That's how you know he's serious.

21st century Hobbit hole

I feel ya.

I had a scholarship confirmation mailed to me in a frame for some reason and the USPS completely shattered the frame doing this.

I shall let them smell a poopy.
Genius.

Nothing like a single, last-minute movie theater bathroom flower to say romance!

Bruce is always the life of the party.

When Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same person.

Commitment Man to the rescue!

Fool of a Took!

#notallpirates

That show was terrible, at least in my opinion.

C's get degrees.

What a dicey situation.

Then everyone on the train applauded.

Except Hugh Jackman said he is done playing Wolverine.

Johnny Karate.