SM19

sm19


Just a Canadian trying to keep warm in my igloo.

— SM19 Report User
Oh Teddie, Noooooo! 6 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
H20 Delirious would be SCREAMING.
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Everyone says canadians are lovely people 4 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Or give us Lacrosse sticks (it's our summer national sport). I was never the athletic type in high school, but when I played lacrosse for the first time in high school, I accidentally gave my friend a split lip and a concussion from accidentally hitting her in the face. We're still friends years after.
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When you're too ugly so they feel bad for rejecting 6 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
There have been too many people that have been assaulted by not giving out numbers or talking to someone like that at a bar (guys and girls). I had to tell someone I was married (I'm not) to get them to stop flirting with me and trying to get me on a date with them.
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It's her own fault 31 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub If this ever happens to us, this is the plan.
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Well memed 36 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
WASN'T THERE ALREADY A FOURTH POWERPUFF GIRL IN THE 90'S AND THEY KILLED HER OFF?
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Make eye contact, establish dominance 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
First day back at University again, and I see someone in that inflatable dinosaur suit trying to run an inflatable obstacle course, a girl drinking cold coffee out of a mason jar and had a professor say "Yeah, class is going to be cut short today because I want to go to the beer gardens". Gotta love it.
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I wonder what she said 14 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2008/jun/01/mentalhealth.society I found this on the guardian so there is more truth to this than I thought.
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You're mine now 4 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub ASSERT DOMINANCE.
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Prison Break Bunny 13 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub if you ever get another rabbit, keep this in mind.
Kids learn by example, not lectures 6 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
In my Child Development class, the proff was telling us how this mom had her kids playing house and the kid was doing all her mannerisms and she had to stop doing them... then they started to do her new mannerisms. Kids are super observant.
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Great dark humor from the simpsons 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub will you make me this for my office?
Guilty! 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@morebacon bacon is a great way to summon me. mmm bacon...
It's true 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub this is how the trees in your backyard grow.
Guilty! 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I need to return my husband, he's defect. 38 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub I see you exploding already
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awaken, child 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
In one of my courses in University this term, I have to do a 15 min group dance. This is a religion course.
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Time to leave the planet 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Maybe if proper sex ed was taught in schools, this wouldn't be such an issue...
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Karma is a cat 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Ass of a parent watching and letting the miscreant attempt to throw the cat into the pool.
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What a mad man 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I'd steal it after.
Budget quality entertainment 17 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
It's illegal to download streams, but not to watch streams. Kodi is just a media center to put all of your videos in one place. Exodus (an extension you add-on into Kodi) just searches all streams and makes them easy and simple to find/use (also not illegal). You can download Kodi in the Windows store and then Google how to put the Exodus extension on.
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He's gonna need a couple more bags of chips 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Alldressed chips those are the life. I'm 100% surprised America doesn't have that flavour.
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Karma 6 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
We're doing renovations at the cabin and we have a port-o-potty out there until the bathroom gets put in. There's a bigger property so we have a riding lawnmower to cut the grass. My dad was using the port-o-potty and I was cutting the grass so I trapped him in and all I hear is "You better not have done what I think you just did" (he heard the lawnmower stop right by him).
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Customer value 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Airbnb actually isn't a good thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0eTLdQ1cQc&t=13s
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This is an important PSA. (Don't flag me please) 22 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
It'd be great if they actually stuck to the source material when going to movie/TV series. It's a two way street.
Incest is wincest 18 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Littefinger dying was awful. Besides the fact I loved him as a character, his death was extremely uncharacteristic. He wouldn't have groveled like he did. And all these stupid jumps between areas? Come on.