The only real one up there is the prostitute. The rest are fakes for the lulz.

Cute. Reminds me of the one with two AoT Titans squaring off for a tousel. Luigi goes by on a gocart and wings a shell at them.

This kids, is a prime example of the Gish Gallup.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop

"The Gish Gallop should not be confused with the argumentum ad nauseam, in which the same point is repeated many times. In a Gish Gallop, many bullshit points are given all at once."

It overwhelms the audience with so much information, that it becomes difficult to refute even one single point.

Take note that not one single reference or citation is provided and remember that unexplained does NOT mean unexplainable.

It is highly likely that these tales are exaggerated, misconstrued, misunderstood, poorly documented or even actually have explanations that have been ignored.

Link for original?

Per rule 34, that fanfic already existed.

Not checking that, I don't want that in my search history... not with AdSense using that data. My AdSense is already filled with women's underwear. Like, seriously Google, chill. I'm a guy that doesn't crossdress, calm down.

An opening statement like that reminds me of this:

There's a million ways I've tried,
To say these words to you for so long, long.
Hundred million stars that shine,
But you're the only one that I want, want.

Dirty Vegas - A Million Ways
https://youtu.be/cCyrIf7VAQc
That's right, an EDM love song.

It's off their second album, One and pretty much the whole thing is really good for driving on back country roads just a tiny little bit too fast.

When I that title on this pic I thought to myself, "oh snap, I gotta show this to Mandy..."
Then I scrolled down a little more... well, that's sorted, carry on then.

Hold the phone there. There's a HUGE difference between early access and preorder and if you know about the controversial contention on preordering, you should know that.

I live here now.

For such an act, you are not human and I would happily help beat you to death for it.

Why not? Either she comes home to me and there's no problem... or she doesn't and she knows what to do. If she's "my girl" or was as the case may be, she knows how I feel.
She knows that I trust her and that's if she beaks that trust, it's over and she can move along after coming to the house with a sheriffs deputy to collect her things.

That is a pulse of Cherenkov radiation:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation

A 240 Megawatt pulse reaction in a TRIGA reactor.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRIGA

Video here:
https://youtu.be/74NAzzy9d_4

Whoah! Slow down there hoss, let's not get carried away now. Next thing you're going to tell me is that you want some one who loves you with complete devotion to share the rest of your life with in that home.

I mean come on lotto ticket bucket lists are fun and all, but let's be realistic.

I will never not upvote anything The Martian related.

"So... I colonized Mars. In your face Neil Armstrong."

Sort of, the word āhuacatl wad occasionally used as slang for testicle, it isn't the word for it.

Also it's not Aztec either, it's Nahuatl, proto-Aztecan.

This one is a hoax actually.
But the photograph is of a convicted serial rapist who is serving 100 years for seven convictions. He's going to die in jail.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/man-found-30-cow-eyeballs-anus-fake-news.shtml