How to really Talk with a girl

"You remind me of my sister.... turns me on a bit"
Wat

You remind me of my sister *little red flag*
Turns me on a bit *WEE WOO WRONG ANSWER SIR*

The only real one up there is the prostitute. The rest are fakes for the lulz.

My dick in yo butt

"I just wanted to fuck you in the ass"
They were almost as disappointed as my parents

The last one is the best because it seems like she is genuinely considering exchanging her services for coupons