Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Horror movie idea? 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
No, it's nothing like that actually.
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14 tips that could save your life 75 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
First if all... necropost.

Second, have you tried? I have and it works. They actually have to be wet. The hard part is taking them off in the water with out drowning.
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Robot is going places 7 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Small?
Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 18 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
And then the Winchesters show up at the end?
Huh, well that's a new take on it 20 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
*mighty is the mind that can do both and decide when, mighty is the hand that can.
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Leaked: New look at Thor Mjolnir for Infinity War 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Argh, argh, argh.
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Leaked: New look at Thor Mjolnir for Infinity War 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Yo dawg?
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f*cking wrecked 29 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Damned right.
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I call this piece "procrastinating on finals" 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I am in an incredibly good mood and this post and comments made it all the better.

Thanks guys.
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When you get lost in a book 4 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Removing just one will unleash a deluge of knowlage.
Warriors 11 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
She shouldnt have knelt. Knealing, especially in this context, is fealty.
She should have looked down on her, whether it was literally or metaphorical.
I really could hear it 20 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
*Gavin screaming.
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Thoughts? 39 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Justice was served.
When the system failed, honor prevailed.
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2020 Tesla Roadster compared to a Bugatti Chiron  13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
No. That electric vehicles are possible.
Radical paradigm shifts are often a losing prospect for the first generation.
Tesla, Space-X? Elon took the torch and ran with it. Quite literally.
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2020 Tesla Roadster compared to a Bugatti Chiron  13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Of course, that's how science and technology works, but I trust they will "deliver" because they've done damned well so far.
Unlike Toyota's Prius protections and their advertisements. That almost got them in some serious hot water.
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2020 Tesla Roadster compared to a Bugatti Chiron  13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I get the feeling that Elon didn't really intend Tesla to turn a profit. He did it to goad the rest of the industry into action. He did it to show the people it was possible, to take it seriously to show that a lot of the party lines regurgitated by the industry was bullshit.

He is doing it becasue no one else would.
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Teach your kids to think 59 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Science makes testable claims and evolution is no different:
http://chem.tufts.edu/answersinscience/evo_science.html

More specifically, the Tiktaalik Roseae.
A gap existed between fish and tetrapods, there was no transitionary fossil yet found in the record.

Based on assumptions made by evolution, it's morphology and extant era was predicted. Once a site was determined that was amenable to being able to search that rock strata, it was looked for.

Guess what? It was found with the predicted morphology in the predicted strata.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiktaalik
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Well, not just the memes. For us, our people.
Things like the exhibitor hall I mentioned for our artists. Meet & Greets, social mixers, panel discussions.
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Sure do.
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I just noticed that dispite the low vote count, this is on the front page. It would seem that the "powers that be" think it deserves greater exposure.

Congratulations, bravo! :)
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Absolutely not. Being dead serious here.

I mean, it's unlikely to ever happen, but...
If we do, artists like you, @cactuscake and many others here deserve to have a place for your art for the members to see it in person.
Sell prints and autograph them or just set up a small gallery.
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Well, it's starting to look like if a FS con ever becomes a thing, we're going to need an exhibitor hall too.
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Guy creates cute comics about life with Wife 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
#relationshipgoals.
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Why are you single? 4 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Damn bro. I know that feel. It gets better eventually, you just need patience.
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Horror movie idea? 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I'm digging this. Shot as a dark comedy.

Bonus end credits scene:
Family is out in the yard wielding various religious accoutrements as beams of unholy light of various colors shine through the windows, the house shakes and rattles as a chorus of demons howl inside.
Dad has a staff of some kind, mom has book open and is chanting in Latin. Sis is doing something with herbs. Little bro has a squirt gun with holy water.
Maybe the family's golden retriever is even holding a crucifix in his mouth.

A black classic Impalla comes to a screeching halt in front of the house and the Winchesters hop out. Dad looks over his shoulder as they run into the yard.
Dad says,
"Thanks for coming. I think we've got this one, but we won't say no to help."
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