smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty Report User
I'm glad she survived 6 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Talk about your kharmic luck. That's about as good as the inventor of the AED had his life saved by one in the Austin TX airport.
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So Long, Space Cowboy... 13 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
There's more to this comic:
http://i.imgur.com/VbKV9DF.jpg
Yes, it's about Oppy's twin Spirit... but the point still stands.
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http://i.imgur.com/VbKV9DF.jpg
Yes, it's about Oppy's twin Spirit... but the point still stands.
The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Now, now... that's not entirely fair.
The local news affiliates aren't to blame. It's Fox "news" at the national level. Yes, ultimately the same parent company but a different division entirely.
Fox "news" =/= the Fox Network.
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The local news affiliates aren't to blame. It's Fox "news" at the national level. Yes, ultimately the same parent company but a different division entirely.
Fox "news" =/= the Fox Network.
So long, friend 17 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
The last message NASA recieved said,
"My battery is low and it's getting dark."
;_;
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"My battery is low and it's getting dark."
;_;
If he actually fires that gun, you can kiss that ass goodbye 26 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
This is a surprisingly accurate single image summary of High School of the Dead.
It's a good show. The art work is great, it's well written and engaging. The ADR & voice acting for the English dub is quality too.
That said... with highly exaggerated helium based soft jello gravity defying physics, they have taken fan service and cranked it well past 11 into hilarious parody territory... and that's before the "beach/bath house" episode.
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It's a good show. The art work is great, it's well written and engaging. The ADR & voice acting for the English dub is quality too.
That said... with highly exaggerated helium based soft jello gravity defying physics, they have taken fan service and cranked it well past 11 into hilarious parody territory... and that's before the "beach/bath house" episode.
Man Urban Dictionary is OLD 3 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Eh? That fella? Different guy, I'm not ordained... but if the good Reverand Smitty knows that particular definition, he must be a riot to party with.
I do not understand why everyone is panicking at -20°C 8 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Um, no sweetie.
If that's real and not an image from hurricane or blizzard preperation, it's because some people are stupid and let themseves get whipped into a panic by the media.
-20°C/-4°F? Yeah, we got that over the past week here in New England and it's gonna get colder. Big fucking deal.
We also got 41°C/107°F last summer, so you can fuck off about that too.
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If that's real and not an image from hurricane or blizzard preperation, it's because some people are stupid and let themseves get whipped into a panic by the media.
-20°C/-4°F? Yeah, we got that over the past week here in New England and it's gonna get colder. Big fucking deal.
We also got 41°C/107°F last summer, so you can fuck off about that too.
Chester 12 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
I'd say he's probably a Marine.
When addressing members of the military, mixing up the branches is insulting... espeicially from someone who could/should know better.
Kiddo wouldn't know, therefore it's not an insult.
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When addressing members of the military, mixing up the branches is insulting... espeicially from someone who could/should know better.
Kiddo wouldn't know, therefore it's not an insult.
Ice storm in Tennessee vs. Patio chair 7 comments
Never fails 8 comments
What an asshole 6 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
May even be illegal. Counterfiting is legally defined as:
"To forge; to copy or imitate, without authority or right, and with a view to deceive..."
Leaving a tract with the intent of somwone thinking it is genuine currency is deception.
Printers of those religious tracts have been investigated by the Secret Service in the past.
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"To forge; to copy or imitate, without authority or right, and with a view to deceive..."
Leaving a tract with the intent of somwone thinking it is genuine currency is deception.
Printers of those religious tracts have been investigated by the Secret Service in the past.
Song lyrics that changed your life. Comment yours, I need new music 7 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
On the Turning Away - Pink Floyd
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Closer - Dirty Vegas
Green Light - Lorde
Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp
Shine - Mondo Cosmo
Plenty more I'm sure I've forgotten.
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Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
On the Turning Away - Pink Floyd
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Closer - Dirty Vegas
Green Light - Lorde
Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp
Shine - Mondo Cosmo
Plenty more I'm sure I've forgotten.
Things are going good 11 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Do I agree with and find it funny? Absolutely not. Damned shame, I used to find him funny. Now he's just sad and reprehensable.
Things are going good 11 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Let me preface this by saying: I haven't heard it, but I heard about the context of what he said.
First of all, it was "new material" that he was working out. Not making excuses for what was said, but the material was in a very raw and undeveloped form.
Second, the person who recorded and released that set may be in a LOT of trouble. There was a statement to the audience at the begining to not record during the show. That club/club chain now has grounds for a major lawsuit and a lifetime ban. If their identity is released, they will likely face a ban from other clubs and chains.
Louie also has grounds for a seperate lawsuit of his own under the DMCA for piracy, illegal recording and unlicensed distribution of the material.
Last, that's what one vein of comics do. Enrage and offend. It's a shame Louie went from edgy to edgelord pervert, but he is still a comic... and now people are talking about it.
First of all, it was "new material" that he was working out. Not making excuses for what was said, but the material was in a very raw and undeveloped form.
Second, the person who recorded and released that set may be in a LOT of trouble. There was a statement to the audience at the begining to not record during the show. That club/club chain now has grounds for a major lawsuit and a lifetime ban. If their identity is released, they will likely face a ban from other clubs and chains.
Louie also has grounds for a seperate lawsuit of his own under the DMCA for piracy, illegal recording and unlicensed distribution of the material.
Last, that's what one vein of comics do. Enrage and offend. It's a shame Louie went from edgy to edgelord pervert, but he is still a comic... and now people are talking about it.
Frink beer, duck b*tches 12 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Bottom line: If you (think) you have to make the declaration and describe yourself as a "Nice Guy," you absolutely are NOT one.
You are actually a boychild with little to no clue as to how the real world and social interaction works coupled with a head full of fantasy and a tenuous grasp on reality.
You need to calm down, sit down, shut up and grow the fuck up. Learn some real world social skills and get your head out of the fucking clouds... before you wind up on a database and a restraining order.
Other red flag statements include:
"I'm not like other guys."
* No, you're worse.
"I have so much love to give."
* What is that even mean!?
"I'll treat you right."
* Sure you will... like, takeing care of your anime collection right?
Only others get to make that statement, not you. Do yourself a favor, gather your trenchcoat, fingeless gloves and Trilby you think is a Fedora, torch them and start fresh.
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You are actually a boychild with little to no clue as to how the real world and social interaction works coupled with a head full of fantasy and a tenuous grasp on reality.
You need to calm down, sit down, shut up and grow the fuck up. Learn some real world social skills and get your head out of the fucking clouds... before you wind up on a database and a restraining order.
Other red flag statements include:
"I'm not like other guys."
* No, you're worse.
"I have so much love to give."
* What is that even mean!?
"I'll treat you right."
* Sure you will... like, takeing care of your anime collection right?
Only others get to make that statement, not you. Do yourself a favor, gather your trenchcoat, fingeless gloves and Trilby you think is a Fedora, torch them and start fresh.
Had no idea these things existed 8 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
You are correct. Real red banannas aren't thay red. The above pics are fake.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_banana
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_banana
Anon sells game 8 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
To be fair, Call of Duty is rated M and should not be given to or played by children.
This parent is part of the problem.
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This parent is part of the problem.
a moment of silence... 16 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
More astronauts come from the state of Ohio than any other... and more than most of them combined.
What is it about that state that compells them to not just leave the state, but want to flee the planet entirely?
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What is it about that state that compells them to not just leave the state, but want to flee the planet entirely?
Joey at his best 10 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
It's a white pretentious early 20's something hipster trying to impress a faux vegan hippie chick at a party... Probably while drinking a microbrew craft beer. We're just a "anyway, here's Wonderwall," from wanting to stab ourselves in the head with an ice pick.
You really want to impress me? Backpack across EASTERN Europe.
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You really want to impress me? Backpack across EASTERN Europe.
Death of Funsubstance 63 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
I came in here expecting insightful eulogizing on the current state of this site...
Instead I find an argument about cardboard boxes. Lol wut?
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Instead I find an argument about cardboard boxes. Lol wut?
