smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty Report User
This belongs here too 7 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
You mean anti-antivaxxer posts?
Antivaxxer shaming posts?
Probably yes.
There need to be more. Much, much more. Anyone who presents such a clear threat to public health, safery and well being of the entire human race based purely in arrogant scientific ignorance deserves to be ridiculed, ostracized and jailed.
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Antivaxxer shaming posts?
Probably yes.
There need to be more. Much, much more. Anyone who presents such a clear threat to public health, safery and well being of the entire human race based purely in arrogant scientific ignorance deserves to be ridiculed, ostracized and jailed.
Supreme angry Albatross 3 comments
Stop spreading bullshit 5 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Couldn't be bothered to retype or even copy paste my comment from here:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/520374/stop-spreading-misinformation/
Just go read it.
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https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/520374/stop-spreading-misinformation/
Just go read it.
The legend with Zelda 1 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Work has it that he was a big fan and supporter of video games and that naming his daughter Zelda was very much influenced by The Legend of Zelda.
If you can find it, check out his commentary for a early build of Spore. The devs were showcasing a very early tech demo at a conference he and was invited on stage. Shenanigins, as you might expect, ensued.
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If you can find it, check out his commentary for a early build of Spore. The devs were showcasing a very early tech demo at a conference he and was invited on stage. Shenanigins, as you might expect, ensued.
I raise you this 5 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Missed a trick with this one.
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/407425/no-milk-stories-i-beg-to-differ/
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https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/407425/no-milk-stories-i-beg-to-differ/
Stop spreading misinformation 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Sure, sure...
However, there is the letter of the law and the spirit of the agreement... but then there is the interperatation and enforcement of that interperatation. Do you really trust the government to follow through justly? Any of them?
Do you think they won't still come down with an unjust hammer of supposed justice that verges on oppression that will force the innocent to nearly sell their soul to defend theirselves?
What really happens when old people legislate on matters they don't understand?
I got news for you.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/PORN/you-re-going-to-have-a-bad-time/image.jpg
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However, there is the letter of the law and the spirit of the agreement... but then there is the interperatation and enforcement of that interperatation. Do you really trust the government to follow through justly? Any of them?
Do you think they won't still come down with an unjust hammer of supposed justice that verges on oppression that will force the innocent to nearly sell their soul to defend theirselves?
What really happens when old people legislate on matters they don't understand?
I got news for you.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/PORN/you-re-going-to-have-a-bad-time/image.jpg
I'm a flower forest or plains gal myself 16 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Breaks in the water making boats useless?
One word: Canals.
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.
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One word: Canals.
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.
I'm glad she survived 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Talk about your kharmic luck. That's about as good as the inventor of the AED had his life saved by one in the Austin TX airport.
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So Long, Space Cowboy... 13 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
There's more to this comic:
http://i.imgur.com/VbKV9DF.jpg
Yes, it's about Oppy's twin Spirit... but the point still stands.
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http://i.imgur.com/VbKV9DF.jpg
Yes, it's about Oppy's twin Spirit... but the point still stands.
The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Now, now... that's not entirely fair.
The local news affiliates aren't to blame. It's Fox "news" at the national level. Yes, ultimately the same parent company but a different division entirely.
Fox "news" =/= the Fox Network.
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The local news affiliates aren't to blame. It's Fox "news" at the national level. Yes, ultimately the same parent company but a different division entirely.
Fox "news" =/= the Fox Network.
So long, friend 17 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
The last message NASA recieved said,
"My battery is low and it's getting dark."
;_;
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"My battery is low and it's getting dark."
;_;
If he actually fires that gun, you can kiss that ass goodbye 26 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
This is a surprisingly accurate single image summary of High School of the Dead.
It's a good show. The art work is great, it's well written and engaging. The ADR & voice acting for the English dub is quality too.
That said... with highly exaggerated helium based soft jello gravity defying physics, they have taken fan service and cranked it well past 11 into hilarious parody territory... and that's before the "beach/bath house" episode.
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It's a good show. The art work is great, it's well written and engaging. The ADR & voice acting for the English dub is quality too.
That said... with highly exaggerated helium based soft jello gravity defying physics, they have taken fan service and cranked it well past 11 into hilarious parody territory... and that's before the "beach/bath house" episode.
Man Urban Dictionary is OLD 3 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Eh? That fella? Different guy, I'm not ordained... but if the good Reverand Smitty knows that particular definition, he must be a riot to party with.
I do not understand why everyone is panicking at -20°C 8 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Um, no sweetie.
If that's real and not an image from hurricane or blizzard preperation, it's because some people are stupid and let themseves get whipped into a panic by the media.
-20°C/-4°F? Yeah, we got that over the past week here in New England and it's gonna get colder. Big fucking deal.
We also got 41°C/107°F last summer, so you can fuck off about that too.
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Edited 7 years ago
If that's real and not an image from hurricane or blizzard preperation, it's because some people are stupid and let themseves get whipped into a panic by the media.
-20°C/-4°F? Yeah, we got that over the past week here in New England and it's gonna get colder. Big fucking deal.
We also got 41°C/107°F last summer, so you can fuck off about that too.
Chester 12 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
I'd say he's probably a Marine.
When addressing members of the military, mixing up the branches is insulting... espeicially from someone who could/should know better.
Kiddo wouldn't know, therefore it's not an insult.
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When addressing members of the military, mixing up the branches is insulting... espeicially from someone who could/should know better.
Kiddo wouldn't know, therefore it's not an insult.
Ice storm in Tennessee vs. Patio chair 7 comments
Never fails 8 comments
What an asshole 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
May even be illegal. Counterfiting is legally defined as:
"To forge; to copy or imitate, without authority or right, and with a view to deceive..."
Leaving a tract with the intent of somwone thinking it is genuine currency is deception.
Printers of those religious tracts have been investigated by the Secret Service in the past.
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"To forge; to copy or imitate, without authority or right, and with a view to deceive..."
Leaving a tract with the intent of somwone thinking it is genuine currency is deception.
Printers of those religious tracts have been investigated by the Secret Service in the past.
Song lyrics that changed your life. Comment yours, I need new music 7 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
On the Turning Away - Pink Floyd
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Closer - Dirty Vegas
Green Light - Lorde
Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp
Shine - Mondo Cosmo
Plenty more I'm sure I've forgotten.
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Edited 7 years ago
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
On the Turning Away - Pink Floyd
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
Closer - Dirty Vegas
Green Light - Lorde
Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp
Shine - Mondo Cosmo
Plenty more I'm sure I've forgotten.
Things are going good 11 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Do I agree with and find it funny? Absolutely not. Damned shame, I used to find him funny. Now he's just sad and reprehensable.
Things are going good 11 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Let me preface this by saying: I haven't heard it, but I heard about the context of what he said.
First of all, it was "new material" that he was working out. Not making excuses for what was said, but the material was in a very raw and undeveloped form.
Second, the person who recorded and released that set may be in a LOT of trouble. There was a statement to the audience at the begining to not record during the show. That club/club chain now has grounds for a major lawsuit and a lifetime ban. If their identity is released, they will likely face a ban from other clubs and chains.
Louie also has grounds for a seperate lawsuit of his own under the DMCA for piracy, illegal recording and unlicensed distribution of the material.
Last, that's what one vein of comics do. Enrage and offend. It's a shame Louie went from edgy to edgelord pervert, but he is still a comic... and now people are talking about it.
First of all, it was "new material" that he was working out. Not making excuses for what was said, but the material was in a very raw and undeveloped form.
Second, the person who recorded and released that set may be in a LOT of trouble. There was a statement to the audience at the begining to not record during the show. That club/club chain now has grounds for a major lawsuit and a lifetime ban. If their identity is released, they will likely face a ban from other clubs and chains.
Louie also has grounds for a seperate lawsuit of his own under the DMCA for piracy, illegal recording and unlicensed distribution of the material.
Last, that's what one vein of comics do. Enrage and offend. It's a shame Louie went from edgy to edgelord pervert, but he is still a comic... and now people are talking about it.
It's supposed to go:
*grinder* I'm done talking.
*torch* Can't be tight if it's liquid.