Ok but have you ever considered swamp house
-only needs wood to look good
-swamps are cool as shit
-nothing can get in if your house is build on stilts in the water bc mobs are too dumb to use ladders
-slimes spawn often meaning you don't really need a slime farm
-you can potentially build near a witch farm
Okay but consider
-Swamp's look gross
-Water. Everywhere. The caves. Are leaking.
-Annoying slime noises everywhere you go
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Consider the following
-dig out the dirt beneath one of the wide spruce trees
-place a door and glass around the edges
-4 torches on all sides of the trunk
-decorate to your content
-also no loud-ass rain
Ok @calvinoot but think about this
-swamps look pretty as fuck
-water isnt an issue with new boats
-leaky caves are fine if you're a real man
-just kill the fucking slimes
mmm fair fair, but consider this:
-You.
-Wrong.
-s̸̹̝̓̐ụ̴̦̍́c̶̛̝̝k̴͙͖͊͛̾ ̸̬̒͗̊͜a̶͇̋̄͜n̸̬͎̋̓́͜ ̷̯̇e̸̼͍̹͂̔̈́g̸̩͌͝g̸̜̞̐
-Witches sound annoying
-Slimes are annoying
-Swamps have breaks in water meaning you have to get in and out of boat constantly and that is annoying as heck
-Horses hate deep water, no horsies for riding in swamp
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.
-only needs wood to look good
-swamps are cool as shit
-nothing can get in if your house is build on stilts in the water bc mobs are too dumb to use ladders
-slimes spawn often meaning you don't really need a slime farm
-you can potentially build near a witch farm
-Swamp's look gross
-Water. Everywhere. The caves. Are leaking.
-Annoying slime noises everywhere you go
-dig out the dirt beneath one of the wide spruce trees
-place a door and glass around the edges
-4 torches on all sides of the trunk
-decorate to your content
-also no loud-ass rain
-swamps look pretty as fuck
-water isnt an issue with new boats
-leaky caves are fine if you're a real man
-just kill the fucking slimes
-You.
-Wrong.
-s̸̹̝̓̐ụ̴̦̍́c̶̛̝̝k̴͙͖͊͛̾ ̸̬̒͗̊͜a̶͇̋̄͜n̸̬͎̋̓́͜ ̷̯̇e̸̼͍̹͂̔̈́g̸̩͌͝g̸̜̞̐
-Witches sound annoying
-Slimes are annoying
-Swamps have breaks in water meaning you have to get in and out of boat constantly and that is annoying as heck
-Horses hate deep water, no horsies for riding in swamp
-I like swamps
-you dont like swamps
-cool
-Yeah fair point my dude you send me slimeballs and I'll send you flowers and emeralds.
-that sounds perfect to me
-mushroom house
-if you find a mushroom island no mobs to deal with
-cool ass mushroom house
-those are rare as shit
- icberg islands
- i am elsa
- polarbears?
-i actually super want an iceberg house yeah
One word: Canals.
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.