smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.— Smitty Report User
If only 3 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Hawking did in fact do some work concerning black holes, specifically the theory of quantum evaporation. What was coined as Hawking Radiation.
Yes but actually no 5 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Top tip: Always carry a spare pickaxe with the enchantents Efficiency, Fortune and Unbreaking on it.
That way, if you are either actively mineing or just exploring, when you stumble across say a diamond, gold or iron ore vein, the resources you receive will be higher than normal. After time, you'll be filthy rich in resources.
Then, you can build dumb crap like a Tower of Pimps or move into a Desert Temple and renovate the pyramid to be glass, gold and diamond.
1
That way, if you are either actively mineing or just exploring, when you stumble across say a diamond, gold or iron ore vein, the resources you receive will be higher than normal. After time, you'll be filthy rich in resources.
Then, you can build dumb crap like a Tower of Pimps or move into a Desert Temple and renovate the pyramid to be glass, gold and diamond.
I don't think they're like german 2 comments
Elon asking the real question 6 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
"...significantly larger than the earth."
Yes, very signifigantly. Given 1 block = 1 meter, it has been calculated to have aproximarely 93 million times the surface area of the Earth... before the Far Lands bug kicks in in the earlier editions and the invisible wall after that patch.
3
Yes, very signifigantly. Given 1 block = 1 meter, it has been calculated to have aproximarely 93 million times the surface area of the Earth... before the Far Lands bug kicks in in the earlier editions and the invisible wall after that patch.
Time for my annual reapearance 5 comments
When Burger King plays the mental health card 2 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
They are called Moody Meals and if this pic was better than a half dozen pixels, you'd see that it says:
"No one is happy all the time,
And that's OK."
Yes they are trolling the Clown, but this campain is running in conjunction with Mental Health Awareness Month in a colaboration with Mental Health America.
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2019/05/02/Burger-King-unveils-moody-meals-for-mental-health-awareness/3441556810203/
8
·
Edited 5 years ago
"No one is happy all the time,
And that's OK."
Yes they are trolling the Clown, but this campain is running in conjunction with Mental Health Awareness Month in a colaboration with Mental Health America.
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2019/05/02/Burger-King-unveils-moody-meals-for-mental-health-awareness/3441556810203/
8000km away from Egypt.... Shenzen, China 1 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
It's a theme park that displays minatures of monunents, cities and landmarrks from around the world.
https://www.featureshoot.com/2013/11/theme-park-in-china-features-miniature-replicas-of-the-worlds-historical-monuments/
Put away your conspiracy theory bullshit.
Also ripped off from r/technicallythetruth
14
https://www.featureshoot.com/2013/11/theme-park-in-china-features-miniature-replicas-of-the-worlds-historical-monuments/
Put away your conspiracy theory bullshit.
Also ripped off from r/technicallythetruth
Minecraft with path tracing 5 comments
This aged well 10 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
It was probably set up by deniers to straw man climate change in order to discredit it and get this:
"See!? Even the 'experts' can't answer the questions. Therefore, it's a fake libral conspiracy."
If you want answers about climate change... I don't know, how about you ask a Climatologist? Theeen you have them give the data to the Economists and explain to them what it means so they can then determine just how badly we really are screwed.
"See!? Even the 'experts' can't answer the questions. Therefore, it's a fake libral conspiracy."
If you want answers about climate change... I don't know, how about you ask a Climatologist? Theeen you have them give the data to the Economists and explain to them what it means so they can then determine just how badly we really are screwed.
No serving 7 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Nope, not really.
https://koaa.com/news/covering-colorado/2019/03/15/colorado-springs-hotel-apologizes-after-employees-refuse-to-serve-military/
Turns out, it seems the event wasn't over. Even if it was, it's still discrimination and illegal. They're lucky they didn't lose their license.
The managers responsible were still fired.
I mean, Colarado Springs? Are you fucking insane? Home of the Air Force Academy. With all the brass and political attention that place has, it's a damned miracle this didn't blow up much bigger.
2
https://koaa.com/news/covering-colorado/2019/03/15/colorado-springs-hotel-apologizes-after-employees-refuse-to-serve-military/
Turns out, it seems the event wasn't over. Even if it was, it's still discrimination and illegal. They're lucky they didn't lose their license.
The managers responsible were still fired.
I mean, Colarado Springs? Are you fucking insane? Home of the Air Force Academy. With all the brass and political attention that place has, it's a damned miracle this didn't blow up much bigger.
Koalahoe akbar 6 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Well... that's just what the Austrailian Tourism Board wants you to think.
I mean, Drop Bears and they might explode? Shit, it's not like everything else on that continent isn't already trying to kill you. Tourism would plummet.
2
I mean, Drop Bears and they might explode? Shit, it's not like everything else on that continent isn't already trying to kill you. Tourism would plummet.
Just a little cawmic 2 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
* False.
Also, it's CAH!
Because crows are able to vocalize CAH!, and warn their fellows, fewer crows are struck by cars in the Boston area than any other place in the world.
Trucks on the other hand...
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UF6bO
·
Edited 5 years ago
Also, it's CAH!
Because crows are able to vocalize CAH!, and warn their fellows, fewer crows are struck by cars in the Boston area than any other place in the world.
Trucks on the other hand...
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UF6bO
Tool expectations 3 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Yup. This variation got them mixed up.
It's supposed to go:
*grinder* I'm done talking.
*torch* Can't be tight if it's liquid.
3
It's supposed to go:
*grinder* I'm done talking.
*torch* Can't be tight if it's liquid.
This belongs here too 7 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
You mean anti-antivaxxer posts?
Antivaxxer shaming posts?
Probably yes.
There need to be more. Much, much more. Anyone who presents such a clear threat to public health, safery and well being of the entire human race based purely in arrogant scientific ignorance deserves to be ridiculed, ostracized and jailed.
15
Antivaxxer shaming posts?
Probably yes.
There need to be more. Much, much more. Anyone who presents such a clear threat to public health, safery and well being of the entire human race based purely in arrogant scientific ignorance deserves to be ridiculed, ostracized and jailed.
Supreme angry Albatross 3 comments
Stop spreading bullshit 5 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Couldn't be bothered to retype or even copy paste my comment from here:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/520374/stop-spreading-misinformation/
Just go read it.
2
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/520374/stop-spreading-misinformation/
Just go read it.
The legend with Zelda 1 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Work has it that he was a big fan and supporter of video games and that naming his daughter Zelda was very much influenced by The Legend of Zelda.
If you can find it, check out his commentary for a early build of Spore. The devs were showcasing a very early tech demo at a conference he and was invited on stage. Shenanigins, as you might expect, ensued.
5
If you can find it, check out his commentary for a early build of Spore. The devs were showcasing a very early tech demo at a conference he and was invited on stage. Shenanigins, as you might expect, ensued.
I raise you this 5 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Missed a trick with this one.
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/407425/no-milk-stories-i-beg-to-differ/
1
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/407425/no-milk-stories-i-beg-to-differ/
Stop spreading misinformation 6 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Sure, sure...
However, there is the letter of the law and the spirit of the agreement... but then there is the interperatation and enforcement of that interperatation. Do you really trust the government to follow through justly? Any of them?
Do you think they won't still come down with an unjust hammer of supposed justice that verges on oppression that will force the innocent to nearly sell their soul to defend theirselves?
What really happens when old people legislate on matters they don't understand?
I got news for you.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/PORN/you-re-going-to-have-a-bad-time/image.jpg
1
However, there is the letter of the law and the spirit of the agreement... but then there is the interperatation and enforcement of that interperatation. Do you really trust the government to follow through justly? Any of them?
Do you think they won't still come down with an unjust hammer of supposed justice that verges on oppression that will force the innocent to nearly sell their soul to defend theirselves?
What really happens when old people legislate on matters they don't understand?
I got news for you.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/PORN/you-re-going-to-have-a-bad-time/image.jpg
I'm a flower forest or plains gal myself 16 comments
smitty
· 5 years ago
Breaks in the water making boats useless?
One word: Canals.
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.
3
One word: Canals.
If you're serious about taming the wilderness of Minecraft... stop pussyfooting around, take off the kid gloves and get serious about some small scale terraforming.
That's what I did... before I built my subway train system in the Nether. I built canals and widened, connected and dredged rivers.
Never mind the fact that it's an all voulonteer service.
Classic ignorant reactionaryism... trying to make an issue where none exists.