Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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welp 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I thought this was about military recruitment before I scrolled down further...
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What is wrong with you boys 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Witness me brother!
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Christian Women : Can I tell you about our lord and saviour? Me : 14 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not to bad actually. You?
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There are still good people..... God bless him:) 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That's the thing, most of those pukes don't know how it works. If they had a sliver of a hint and were genuine buisness people and real internet social media whatevers, they'd know that:
1) You buy it first at cost.
2) THEN deduct it from your taxes as an operational expense.

Otherwise, free goods have to be declared at retail value as income on your taxes.
I'd loooove to hear about an influencer going toe to toe with the IRS over unreported income.
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Occam's Razor 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Funny, but still a rip off of Rooster Teeth.
https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc
Weekends could be happier here 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
@title... failing that, build it in Minecraft.
Best design I've seen in a long time 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Want.
Where's the buy now button?
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Adam Sandler looks like he owns every gas station in Detroit 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hold on now...
Maybe the movies he is making just aren't for you. Maybe they are for a different demographic.

Look, I don't care for his recent work either and all that means is that they aren't made for "me" anymore.

Fact is, is that he probably doesn't have to work anymore at all and he's ony in it for the lols. If he can invite all his buddies over film some some shenanigins and make a fairly sucessful movie out of it, then that's effing awesome. He wins.
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Christian Women : Can I tell you about our lord and saviour? Me : 14 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Here's the thing... as @guest_ points out, there are some who would cherry pick verse for their own means, whatever they may be.
Weather it's genuine and heart felt or woefully misguided.

A new thing I learned... and this might be cherry picking too, but the best way to counter someone who could be described as... perhaps over zealously evangelizing, is to say to them:

Mathew 6:5-8.
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Breaking news 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Cool, thanks.
The funny thing is... as late as this reply might be, it found me while I'm traveling for work in Vermont.
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Like it was yesterday 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Smell, yes... but hear? Probably not.

After you got bored with the cap gun after 5 minutes, your ears are probably still ringing after you smacked with the whole roll with a hammer.
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Achievements! 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
So far...
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Stonks 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Agreed... especially if you are a parent. God forbid you have a daughter, this movie will destroy you.

This film can not be praised enough.
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Underground maintenance tunnels of CERN 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... in the world.
So wake up, Mister Freeman... wake up and smell the ashes.
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The universe is so big, it does not matter 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
In astronomy, it's not an approximation.
It's called an error bar.

And honestly, if the math from the mathamaticians and sensory equipment from the engineers were better, the astronomers wouldn't need those error bars. :p

But hey, it is getting better.
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Well... Murrica 16 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
@metalman
Huh... how about that. I just looked it up and I stand corrected.
Well... Murrica 16 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
The point here is that, at the core, it is indicitive of the failings of education in the US...
Way before any supposed ethnocentric based racisim comes into play.

If the school you went to was even okish, you'd have been taught that the current base 10 numbering system is arabic in origin.
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Smooth landing in a strong headwind 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I like to think it sounded like a squeeky toy when it touched down.
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"the myth" 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
First of all, who tf is Richard? That's Bill Gates.

Second, he is. Says so in the subtitle.

Third, so far, as of August 2017, he's given away half of that, $50 Billion
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Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Problem is, is that it's still a kidnapping charge now also componded by endangerment and abandonment.
Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
You kinda answered the question by saying Florida.
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Happy fathers day 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
You raise a fair point, but maybe Daddy-O is a single dad and you know... might be looking for a better half?

Just sayin'.
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