Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Ooh thats rough 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Paige! N... ...wait. Is this your department Paige?
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Wot 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yay for Face Jam!
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You just got scammed 8 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Ebay, it's cheaper for a reason.
Accurate serious tremendous Cassowary 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yeah? Wait until you try to wrap your noggin around Superfluid and Bose-Einstien Condensate.
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Pick up that book you’ve been thinking about 9 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Could have read a book about punctuation, but here we are.
Yeet 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
If that's a Karen statement, I can promise you that the subtext is "...but only if I'm comfortable with it and it fits in with my idylic white picket fence suburbia."
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Either way it smells like Illinois! 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Or like Massachusetts... or Vermont.
Or even New Hampshire for that matter.
Bisexuals of the Blade 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Looks to be a basket hilt rapier on the right and a two handed short sword on the left.
Thoughts?
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Selfies are dumb 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Splitting lanes is not only legal in many places, it's also encouraged, particularly in California due to traffic congestion concerns.
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It's football not soccer 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
But there is incentive for the footie player to NOT act like a little bitch. Red Card.

You gon' act like a bitch?
You can get off my pitch.
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And you shall never forget me 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I can do you one better.
Scarab Skull, yes... but, dual wield SMG's.
O.o
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And you shall never forget me 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yeah, Legendary is a trip, but I got two words for you: Scarab Skull.
What came first , the chicken or the egg? 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
That depends on weather or not they also:
- have run a marathon
- drive a hybrid
- adopt dogs

If any of those are true, it's anyones guess.
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I want one 7 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Here's the thing, zoologists know they are nervous creatures and the ones in captivity are given emotional support animal companions. Usually Golden Retrievers.

Kid you not. :)
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Next time 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Well, there's also the fact he went waaaay off the deep end. Google Terryology, you'll see what I mean.

Besides, all reports I heard indicated he did go diva about pay and billing.
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He does 10 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
So whose fault is is then?
The boomers for voting budget cuts that killed Shop Class?
Or the boomers that failed to pass down that knowlage at home?
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Smack it 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Joe Rogan?
I had to do it to 'em 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
That *may* be true, but consiter what was done to the Irish in the first place.
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Bu- But I'm no dad... 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Guilty as charged. ¯\_( ツ)_/¯
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Walked out of CVS to this.. I just want to know how this even happens 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Bottom line: Old and often confused drivers that should definately NOT be alowed behind the wheel anymore.

It happens often enough that the national chain my company is partners with that there's even a project code and title for it: "Car Strike"
Lake Erie waves looking like mountains (Credit: Dave Sanford) 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
And that's Erie, the second smallest.
Superior on the other hand, well...
The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early.
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Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
:-)
When I chose the title, this is more or less the sort of reaction/comment I was anticipating. Cheers!
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Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yup, X Gonna give it to ya.
Time to make the chimichangas.
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Round Two, FIGHT! 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
It's Deadpool shirt day again.
Seriously, #fuckcancer.
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The Arabic text says The same thing but in Arabic, literally 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Isn't that how translations are supposed to work?
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