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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty

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Check my punctuation, I'll give you cunning linguistics.

Check my punctuation, I'll give you cunning linguistics.

Shrill baby dinosaur screaming

** Shrill baby dinosaur screaming **

Suuuper creepy nerd pick up lines. (OH GOD, WHY?) VIDEO

Suuuper creepy nerd pick up lines. (OH GOD, WHY?)

I've been awake for about four hours, but I'm still not up.

I've been awake for about four hours, but I'm still not up.

I dont mind cold feet either. It's still human touch. :(

I dont mind cold feet either. It's still human touch. :(

Five. That's how many people that I'll answer my phone for.

Five. That's how many people that I'll answer my phone for.

This needs crowd funding.

This needs crowd funding.

Shhh... it takes a lot of concentration.

Shhh... it takes a lot of concentration.

Probably... I think.

Probably... I think.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.