Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
I would take a boomworm girlfreind to a book shop every weekend.
Your true colors, shining through.
I don't remember how long I layed on the kitchen floor for.
Also includes derisive, shrieking laughter... But I vocalize that.
Preemptive deprecation.
Only deferred misery.
Try harder, fail faster.
Guys are relentless. It's what we do.
Boo!
I get all four seasons up here.