Lol to the guy who named the "Busty Top" varietal

Mr. Blinky

I would not park under that door

You want a piece o' me?

Look at that soft baby

Our computers will be virus-free but you know we'll be asking for other crap we can't figure out

You can still put the shifter in your ass even if you drive an automatic

Wasn't me

The apostrophe replaces the missing letter...

Love him, I identify as Esme Weatherwax

I keep coming back to this picture, and have decided I would die for Oscar.

I knew a dog who would bark his ass off every time anyone had a cup of tea. He would bark until he got his own cup, with milk and sugar. Forgot the milk or sugar and he would refuse it and go back to barking. He was a manipulative asshole tea addict.

He's a gorgeous, bushy baby!!

Banana shirt

That derpy cat is so damn cute

Interestingly, it isn't bullshit. Well these particular pictures may be, but research on foot shapes and particularly the shape of certain foot bones has been shown to be historically and regionally different. I can't paste any URLs because, you know, but google "foot shapes anthropology" and you'll get some fascinating links and research papers.