I'm furry (been growing it since August). Live on the edge of a small wood. Am I valid?

I would like discount on krill please

Dammit I snorted my tea up my nose

Lazy ho chillin' on the couch

That's a lovely way to deal with this dreadful condition.

This runestone in Linköping, Sweden was erected in the first half of the 1000s. It was discovered in 1726, built into the wall of a local church building which itself dates to the 1100s. Stone churches were built all over Sweden in the 1100s, and runestones were often integrated into the masonry. This may have been a way to symbolically bring the runestone's commemorated loved ones into the church. In many cases, only 100 years separate a runestone's erection from the building of the church within which it became walled, so the commemorated would likely have had close relatives in the community.
Note the cross at the top - Christianity was a new religion in Scandinavia in the 1000s. Erecting runestones was expensive, and was done exclusively by the wealthy as a statement of prestige and to advertise their adherence to the new faith.

It seems appropriate to ask everyone what country they support in the Olympics. Is your first choice to root for your home country, or do you instead root for an individual athlete/successful team? If you can't choose your home country, how do you choose an alternate country to support? Is it based on geographical proximity, or some other factor? Ultimately, what is YOUR definition of the boundary between "us" and "them."

No engagement ring is going to give a woman +2 intelligence

You can goat as a human too

He better not drop that

I know I haven't shaved my legs in weeks but there's no need to call me a banshee

Better the pride that resides
In a citizen of the world
Than the pride that divides
When a colorful rag is unfurled

I love a good bog

Delusional bag.

Look at that little nose