softandwarm

softandwarm


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And I bet he looked great in them 5 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
God damn he is perfect
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To every movie theater ever 4 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
It is fair considering that's where all their profit comes from. Literally 90-95% of movie sales go back to the studios. The only way movie theaters operate is through snacks so, they have to be high priced.
What I'll be doing during the zombie apocalypse 3 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
When you think about it, a cemetery would be the safest place. Lock the gates. Zombies can't break through wooden caskets and 6 feet of dirt. Safe
Clever student 10 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
How is that wrong? It's asking for his favorite. It's his opinion.
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Bring your child to work day be like 2 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But, why would a Clone trooper be bringing a Stormtrooper? Clones were not allowed in the Imperial Army.
Useless everyday things 40 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
That physically hurt me to look at
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Americans 16 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
The lobby is a floor. It's the main floor. The one they need to have down to build the other floors.
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A rare moment 15 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
I don't know if people just didn't like her in Twilight and carried the hate over or what but, I've always thought she was a beautiful, talented actress. Just didn't like her in Twilight.
She's my celebrity crush for sure.
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Worst nightmare of Batman 4 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But he fights crime at night... There would be no tan....
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Pirate got da booty 21 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
Nigga das gay
The face of a cold blooded killer 22 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
So they did it on... Porpoise?
*snicker*
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Customer jokes are the worst 3 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
"I want some lottery tickets."
"Which one's?"
"The winning one's! Hahahahaha"
Fuck you. Fuck that joke.
Movie Dates to Remember in 2013 6 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
Star wars episode 2 did not release in 2013..
Congratulations U.S.!! 70 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But bisexuality and pansexuality are literally the same. The term pansexual is just made up so people can feel like an even more special snowflake.
Bisexuality: Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or romantic or sexual attraction to people of any sex or gender identity; this latter aspect is sometimes termed pansexuality.
It shouldn't even exist if people weren't so hell bent on being unique.
Whatever "it" may be 9 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But if no one knows, did I really do it?
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show this to everyone 12 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
I don't care if gays can marry, I'm not gay that's not my life. Why was it made such a big deal is what I want to know? As long as you're spending your life with the person you love, why does it matter if you have an official married title?
The Grinch is my spirit animal. 6 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
Although, If I bump the self loathing to 9 I'll still have timento lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness....
BUT WHAT WOULD I WEAR?
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Makes me wonder... 1 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
Well that's dumb. I love lava but you bet your ass I'm not going to go near it.
I love explosions but I don't want to be in one.
Nascar crashes are cool but, I don't want to crash.
That quote makes no sense. That's a dumb quote.
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How I met your mother 2 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
He stole the pineapple from the Commador's front porch
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The arrow metaphor 22 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
Well that's not true. Crossbows have the string pulled first, then the arrow placed and launched. I'm so confused
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Truth be told.. 35 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
So, you have to do all that before one date? No wonder you take so long to get ready.
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The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on 20 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But... Rabbits are Lagomorphs?
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The struggle is real 9 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But.... I look at both. Honestly, price doesn't matter to me, I jusjust look at it to know how much I'm spending.
I'm so sorry if English isn't your first language and you're very confused 13 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
But, homonyms are spelled the same. Read and red are homophones not homonyms.
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What's hawkeye's shield made of? 31 comments
softandwarm · 6 years ago
I laughed but it hurt a little.
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