God damn he is perfect

It is fair considering that's where all their profit comes from. Literally 90-95% of movie sales go back to the studios. The only way movie theaters operate is through snacks so, they have to be high priced.

When you think about it, a cemetery would be the safest place. Lock the gates. Zombies can't break through wooden caskets and 6 feet of dirt. Safe

How is that wrong? It's asking for his favorite. It's his opinion.

But, why would a Clone trooper be bringing a Stormtrooper? Clones were not allowed in the Imperial Army.

That physically hurt me to look at

The lobby is a floor. It's the main floor. The one they need to have down to build the other floors.

I don't know if people just didn't like her in Twilight and carried the hate over or what but, I've always thought she was a beautiful, talented actress. Just didn't like her in Twilight.
She's my celebrity crush for sure.

But he fights crime at night... There would be no tan....

Nigga das gay

So they did it on... Porpoise?
*snicker*

"I want some lottery tickets."
"Which one's?"
"The winning one's! Hahahahaha"
Fuck you. Fuck that joke.

Star wars episode 2 did not release in 2013..

But bisexuality and pansexuality are literally the same. The term pansexual is just made up so people can feel like an even more special snowflake.
Bisexuality: Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or romantic or sexual attraction to people of any sex or gender identity; this latter aspect is sometimes termed pansexuality.
It shouldn't even exist if people weren't so hell bent on being unique.

But if no one knows, did I really do it?

I don't care if gays can marry, I'm not gay that's not my life. Why was it made such a big deal is what I want to know? As long as you're spending your life with the person you love, why does it matter if you have an official married title?

Although, If I bump the self loathing to 9 I'll still have timento lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness....
BUT WHAT WOULD I WEAR?

Well that's dumb. I love lava but you bet your ass I'm not going to go near it.
I love explosions but I don't want to be in one.
Nascar crashes are cool but, I don't want to crash.
That quote makes no sense. That's a dumb quote.

He stole the pineapple from the Commador's front porch

Well that's not true. Crossbows have the string pulled first, then the arrow placed and launched. I'm so confused

So, you have to do all that before one date? No wonder you take so long to get ready.

But... Rabbits are Lagomorphs?

But.... I look at both. Honestly, price doesn't matter to me, I jusjust look at it to know how much I'm spending.

But, homonyms are spelled the same. Read and red are homophones not homonyms.

I laughed but it hurt a little.