Pirate got da booty

HEY PIRATES ARE BEAUTIFUL SENSITIVE CREATURES WHO JUST WANT SOME BOOTY

and one of the first with some kind of health insurance and equality among the crew

I remember one time Freddie one foot and I took the captain of some fancy royal fleet hostage and forced the crew to lay down arms. We told them that if the didn't carry all the valuables over to our ship we'd kill their beloved capt'n. They did it! The idiots! We killed the capt'n afterwards anyway. Just for lolz, haha!