(not a bot) Let's play a game 8 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
To leave the church in the apocalypse
To talk around the hot guy
Butter with the toast
She doesn't have all the cups in line
You can't pass me the salt
That was a cat with the fence post
My lovely mister singing fish
Living at the ass of the swamp
He ate the grass
He licked the spoon
I'll show her where the frog has its treasure
I brought her around the back
Here tap dances the frog
I think my pig died
Someone hand me a stork
To strap a rocket onto someone
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To talk around the hot guy
Butter with the toast
She doesn't have all the cups in line
You can't pass me the salt
That was a cat with the fence post
My lovely mister singing fish
Living at the ass of the swamp
He ate the grass
He licked the spoon
I'll show her where the frog has its treasure
I brought her around the back
Here tap dances the frog
I think my pig died
Someone hand me a stork
To strap a rocket onto someone
HAHA 2 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
*the year is 2020*
"I hate when people ask what I'll be doing tomorrow, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
*the year is 2032*
"I hate when people ask what I was doing twelve years ago, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
*the year is 3430*
"I hate when people ask me about early 2000's history, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
there is no escape
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"I hate when people ask what I'll be doing tomorrow, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
*the year is 2032*
"I hate when people ask what I was doing twelve years ago, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
*the year is 3430*
"I hate when people ask me about early 2000's history, I mean come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!"
there is no escape
Sculpture by Danish artist Thomas Dambo in the backwoods of Copenhagen. He only uses 5 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
...Labor from mythical tree spirits to build his rock tower sculptures.
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too help make your day better 50 comments
Dad 3 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
Am I reading too far into this, or is the subtle joke that the kid is the obvious joke?
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How a cup of coffee is made in Turkey 8 comments
Tart enormous fascinated Narwhal 6 comments
Gamechanger 14 comments
What's in a name? 8 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
This is my two-year-old daughter, Mother of Thousands.
*police sirens*
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*police sirens*
Not how you make a goddamn burritooooooooo 16 comments
Wow, rude 4 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
Great, now I wanna hug the abyss repeatedly. Thanks.
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