Awww yiiiiissss *strokes nipples platonically*

Proof that goats are satan

I think they could sell marketing this as a gag gift to lesbian couples instead but ok

False, they were orriginally grown for the porpose but since they must be grown in a box thir friut is not tasty or edible and theu are mainly sold as decoration.

Can someone please explain this?

It realy does make the most sense, she's wearing a skirt so her legs will dry and she won't be stuck in wet clothes. Its just practical.

BECAUSE: FUCK YOU! THAT'S WHY

I have a friend with cystic fibrisis, her imune system is so weak the vaccionation itself could kill her. If not for your own children, vaccinate for those who can't. Vaccinating your kids for even a non-life threatning disease could save another child's life.

Idk man ive seen my dog eat another dogs shit so....

Eat your feelings they said... It'll help they said... Well i guess im gonna have to try feelings take-out cuz thats too volitile to cook at home.

"Adalfu sempai wa kawaii desu!"

I get asked why im si loud at least once a week

Wellllll.....

And now, the weather.

If it's really true love, true love can wait, at least until everybody's 18 and up

If I had a library

....but my brother and I found a new avatar, an airbender named Aang

Their eyes say "kill me"

Or bettwr yet they should sell disposable bateries like this at gas stations and stuff

But that's the way the government sees you