Ugh I wish I looked like this chick

Can I marry this guy I freaking love ironman

My soulmate should stop singing when I'm in the middle of an exam.

I told my teacher she did this at my year 5 parent teacher interview and I shit you not she said "do you know why I do that? Because I know you know the answer"

I get too scared and I just throw it inside my bad or keep it in my hand for awhile

WE DONT HAVE MONKEYS! But the others are very possible.

I hope to raise a kid like this. She's probably the one cracking dad jokes in school.

Ouch

That's a massive breakfast

Then you'll really know if he's faking it

Mines the 18th of December. But I don't get combo presents.

I thought it said killing instead of liking I know where my minds at

I hate it when people assume that. It's not something to want. It doesn't make you overly special and liked by everyone. It's my one biggest pet peeve when people assume they've got it.

I've got this on iTunes and I mouth all the words it was so damn beautiful and helped me through a very dark time.

I told a shark with tears rushing down my face he's like f*ck off bro finding memos at my place.

It's even worse when you've only got one pair of contacts left and you've put one in and then you drop the other and you're on your hands and knees on the bathroom floor and it's not freaking there so you have to take the other one out and life just sucks