Sports, football, beer, log cabins. HAMMER. Am I speaking the manly yet?

I am. Thanks for noticing!

We also apologize for things we never did because of things that never happened to you

I think the Harley one would be better. Just a few webs and add an hourglass instead of the diamonds!

If we don't have the higher ground, then how are we looking down on them?

I agree though. People hating on trends are just as stupid as adults hating on them darn televisions or Nintendo XboxStations.

Being outside is so bad that the people who were forced to go outside made technology that enabled us to stay inside. They felt pain and set out to make sure nobody else would.

I may have missed something, but Nuclear Plants are already basically 100% automated and there has yet to be a case in recorded history of any computer falling asleep without it being commanded to.

I understand what you're saying about testing the machines properly before release
due to any flaw being a product of the design, but even if the self driving cars killed 1,000,000 people yearly, it would still be better than human drivers who kill 1,300,000 people yearly. But even then, it wouldn't neccesarily be a product of the design as it could easily be a product of improper road regulations in the arrangement of the lines on the road.

Humans are the problem regardless. When you're offered two choices that are bad, you choose the least horrible one. The least horrible one now is automated cars.

I would love it all the more

You get used to it. It's really a natural thing once it gets started. Just relax.

Cleaning the carpet introduces harsh chemicals and can cause the floor beneath it to rot faster if it is any type of wood. I'd also wager that it would cause the carpet to fade faster through age.

Opinions are only as valid as they people using them. Someone whose opinion is "looking at another woman is cheating" is wrong. Someone who thinks flirting is cheating is wrong and are way too insecure to have a relationship.

//An operator inside the if statement makes the system unusable because it will always equal false

She looks like she was moving at 10mph (16km/h) at best. That's slightly jogging speed or full sprint for a heavily obese American.

Heathen. Carpet is for comfy spaces only. They get dirty, are impossible to clean, are super unsanitary, and they look like dead cattle after only a few years.