spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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I think I like smoking weed better actually 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I stopped drinking really when I caught onto "Woopsies, time to go mope in bed and remember how terrible my life is lol"
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Shrinking man syndrome 3 comments
Motivation 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
One word: Anxiety. Just because you're making excuses doesn't mean it isn't important to you.
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Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I've actually loved using his name. I actually asked a preacher if he believed in the other gods when he came up to me at the request of another member who invited me to the church. The other gods "like Zeus, Thor, Allah, Yahweh." And he gave me a rather important response. "No, I believe in the Lord."
I say important because it really was a spark in my new, and more kind, philosophy. It made me realize they were probably only a few thousand Christians on Earth. All the others are members of an ambiguous other religion that only said they were Christians because they didn't know what else to call themselves. They were Christians who believed values that were diametrically opposed to Christianity. Some weird branch of a religion that belives in a Jesus that isn't the same Jesus of the Bible. A being who they confused with the same Jesus of the Bible. It's really an odd thing that made me somewhat nicer to some religious people.
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I say important because it really was a spark in my new, and more kind, philosophy. It made me realize they were probably only a few thousand Christians on Earth. All the others are members of an ambiguous other religion that only said they were Christians because they didn't know what else to call themselves. They were Christians who believed values that were diametrically opposed to Christianity. Some weird branch of a religion that belives in a Jesus that isn't the same Jesus of the Bible. A being who they confused with the same Jesus of the Bible. It's really an odd thing that made me somewhat nicer to some religious people.
New friend 3 comments
life is good :) 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Omg, I have a cat that looks exactly like the orange one. He's a little sick and mad at me because the vet snipped his balls off.
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Fornite is lame 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It has more to do with what you said in your own comment that was a reply to my own. I apologize for believing you had the mental faculties to understand that. I'll leave you be in order to prevent any more smoke coming from your attempts to think.
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Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The capital G is usually used in reference to the god of a monotheistic religion. This is usually because God is a noun in those cases. God is the name of the person while god is usually an adjective or title. Further, the official USA website links to a website that uses the capital G. I personally dislike using God because that denotes more respect than he deserves. I call him Yahweh because that is his true name within the Bible and it is my method of humanizing this being we made.
https://bensguide.gpo.gov/liberty-bell-1753/35-age-4/apprentice-symbols-of-us-government/86-pledge-of-allegiance-1892
https://bensguide.gpo.gov/liberty-bell-1753/35-age-4/apprentice-symbols-of-us-government/86-pledge-of-allegiance-1892
Sniffer ain't sniffing 7 comments
Pick your battles? 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Ares, the god of war, admires your courage. He will give you the power you need.
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Fornite is lame 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
If I see a gay kid and I call him stupid simply because he is gay, then is there not something wrong? The same applies here. People are shaming other people because they like fortnite. You're more than welcome to not like it and express that, but the way this particular memes expresses it is in a "Haha, you play fortnite so you're a virgin."
I know my way of demonstrating the flaw in your idea is rather extreme as I brought up homosexuality, but the same argument with the logic is consistent: "You're bad because you do X"
As for myself, I don't even have a way to play Fortnite even if I wanted to.
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I know my way of demonstrating the flaw in your idea is rather extreme as I brought up homosexuality, but the same argument with the logic is consistent: "You're bad because you do X"
As for myself, I don't even have a way to play Fortnite even if I wanted to.
We all have to make sacrifices 1 comments
Seriously, wtf 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
His name is Ken Ham, and he's a massive scam artist. He wants people to think that evolution is fake and to teach that the Earth is only 6,000 years old in science classes across the world. And the only way to get to Heaven is to buy all of his DVDs.
Seriously, wtf 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
And two of all the other seven million other species that would have taken up more space then the boat could have provided. I only say this because there are people who believe this event literally happened. I call them Hamminist Christians. One because it's accurate, two because it's funny, and three because the cult leader of that group is Ken Ham.
How to properly steal boyfriend's fries 4 comments
How can someone be this stupid? 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I think therapy would help. We don't have enough of an understanding on the human brain and identity to know if you can identify as another ethnic group. We know it works for gender, and we even have a pretty solid idea as to why it happens. Just because we don't know if you can identify by an ethnic group doesn't neccessarily mean you cannot.
Either way, it's best to just respect people by calling them what they want. It doesn't hurt you to call her black if she wants.
Either way, it's best to just respect people by calling them what they want. It doesn't hurt you to call her black if she wants.
Fornite is lame 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Yes, yes, you're getting old and are starting to hate on "dem young people" for having trends that you don't agree with or understand. Let people live.
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We’re all guilty 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
*whistle blows and throws yellow flag* Ad Hominem Attack! Comment still stands.
It may be a little rude, but the position or appearance of the person doesn't matter. I don't see how him being shirtless has any effect on the size of her nose. Further, it's a beauty pageant (or similar), so it is perfectly valid, and arguably important, to nitpick the small flaws with each person.
Also, I have no idea how sports work, so I hope I used that flag thing right.
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It may be a little rude, but the position or appearance of the person doesn't matter. I don't see how him being shirtless has any effect on the size of her nose. Further, it's a beauty pageant (or similar), so it is perfectly valid, and arguably important, to nitpick the small flaws with each person.
Also, I have no idea how sports work, so I hope I used that flag thing right.
Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I would not defend this country, but I respect those who do. I respect anyone who is firm enough in their beliefs to die for it. If you want to read more, then look at the comments with texasranger as I spoke on that topic. Here is a short excerpt:
spiderwoman · 1 day ago
I should stand? Why? I am respecting every person who has ever died for this country in the simple act of refusing to stand. I am ironically standing up for my rights, my liberties, and the freedom that those soldiers died to give me. They died to give me these rights. I am respecting them by using these rights that they died to defend.
spiderwoman · 1 day ago
I should stand? Why? I am respecting every person who has ever died for this country in the simple act of refusing to stand. I am ironically standing up for my rights, my liberties, and the freedom that those soldiers died to give me. They died to give me these rights. I am respecting them by using these rights that they died to defend.
Imagine what he would be thinking 26 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Guest is wrong. It was an assertion of dominance of the part of Yahweh. It is a demonstration that religion is so horrible that it can convince a father to willingly murder his son if it meant pleasing said god. That entire story was a demonstration of what every Christian should be like as well as demonstrating while Christianity is horrible.
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