It's great! When I was little, my house also had bits of white popcorn on the ceiling!

There is an entire video series about that. I love it, and always look forward to the next episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W4g9BYYimU&t=0s&index=2&list=PLpdBEstCHhmXRs5GQqgHHPh53S3vRddOd

It's really hilarious to see full grown adults think that the Flinstones was a documentary and that humans were best friends with dinosaurs.

I had so much fun writing it. I can see people liked book 1 more than book 2 lol

Oh, wtf? Does the popular page work by the time it was posted to that time? Because I know (I checked multiple times while writing that post) that it was under an hour. Now I'm really confused.

Then God said the most beautiful words to ever exist. "Fucking bet. He wouldn't curse me even if you tried your best. Go ahead and do it!"

I ended up killing most of his family plus I pissed on his face during the night, so he didn't look too pretty. I can't believe I lost those fourty-two pieces of silver though. At least I got to see Job's ass when God made him pick them up from the floor. I literally and figuratively saw what God was talking about.

[End of book 2. I'm so proud of this.]

"I've mostly been doing that to people lately. The animals don't do much. But I've noticed that Fig Trees have been pretty irritating. I might have to do something about that one day." There was a few moments of silence while I wondered why he thought I gave a fuck. It's a rhetorical question. Just say you're fucking fine and let me talk. "Neat"

Kami-sama gave me a stare as he felt all over my insides as he listened to the sexy author who was typing this laugh like a maniac. "Anyways, I've been watching my servant: Job. It's pronounced like Jobe for some reason. He's pretty scared and devoted to me. I know everything, but it's nice to just stare. I really like it when he bends over to look at his crops. He wouldn't do anything evil - even if you tried to get him to."

"I'd be pissing my pants if I saw a burning bush following me too. It's a little weird. You might wanna stop that before you burn his house down. He'd probably call you a fucking pervert if you pushed him."

[cont]

[Book 2]

I scratched my tummy as I saw a bush a little bit away from me. "Hey, God!"

I knew before he even spoke that this was gonna be fun. Maybe it was to do with the fact that the Bush was on fire. I idly considered if he would make a decent president one day before I was rudely interupted. "Yo. Where you been, dawg - or snake. Weren't you cursed to crawl on your belly in Genesis?"

Silly God. He always got me mixed up. I think it's because he's so in love that he sees me everywhere. "Nah, mate, that was another snek."

A branch fell from the top and sent a scattering of sparks into the air. That was sick. I was so entranced by the sparks that I missed the beginning of his sentence. But it's fine; it's not like the most powerful figure on the planet has anything important to add. "Ah... So, how are you?"

My was pulled up so I could show off my rockin' calves "I've been jogging recently. I think I've been all over the world! You? You been cursing any more snakes?"

[cont]

I just have nothing to do except do math and watch boobs bounce at night. I didn't intend on watching boobs, but this post is hypnotic: https://funsubstance.com/fun/474322/that-look-to-the-camera/?ref=prandom

I think it was Zaxby's actually

It's only around 22 pounds in $100 bills. If we assume they are perfectly stacked at optimum natural density and (a simplified because I don't have a science lab) terminal velocity of 13.663 meters/sec^2, then the force would be about... 136.63 newtons of force. It might feel like a small book landed on your thigh. I was really expecting more tbh. I was hoping for a shattered femur or a crushed skull. Now, if it was a billion dollars, then you would have a 2.61 x 6.14 bloody rectangular hole in your leg. And the ground.

Ikr. I hate when I don't get credit for my own stupidity. I work hard to be like this!

I'm implying that it is a historical fact that black people were equated to apes, and that Bigfoot is commonly depicted as an ape. I was trying to make a joke, but I'll use an exampleto describe it.
*my joke*











*You guys*

Whatever you want baby ;)

@famousone, I have one thing to say to that: "Ice cream has milk in it. Therefore, ice cream makes milk." This makes as much sense as "Military is science because reasons."