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spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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Playing with themselves 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Is this an invitation to beat your ass?
The truth will set us free!! 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I remember when my best strategy was to use Raigeki Break to discard an amazing monster PLUS destroying an enemy monster then using Monster Reborn to bring that same discard onto the field without any sacrifices.

It's been a while, so I don't recall the proper terms.
Is this the correct way to use them formulas? 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
And not in the Southern way
Is this the correct way to use them formulas? 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't want you, but I don't want other people to have you.
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Deception. 100 15 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I like looking at vag and bob. My favorite Bob is the builder kind!
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Its gonna be a blockbuster 18 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The bullet didn't kill them the impact did.
Good business idea 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
My self-esteem just dropped again. I'll try to find it later as I'm suddenly in the mood for sad music.
I never actually thought about it like that 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It's actually good business! The people at the seashore will be in the mood to want seashells, but they will also be too lazy to get their own.
Not enough 3 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Don't worry Rock Lee. You'll be an amazing ninja one day!
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Is this the correct way to use them formulas? 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
You're in my heart, but not my crotch
2^2 never gets any love 3 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It may have been inspired by a comment I made a few days ago

This is irrelevant, but I accidentally pressed ctrl+v instead of copying the text, and I got this from something I was writing earlier: "he saw his teacher talking to a snake?"

Edit: I forgot to add the thingy from my comment: "2+2 = 2x2 = 2^2 = 2^1 + 2 = 4(2^0) = -2(2i^2) = (2i^2)^2"
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Donald 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Did we expect anything less?
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The truth will set us free!! 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I loved it. Back when it actually made sense and the most powerful thing was Exodia. None of this "I used every card in a single turn."
Aah... Feminists 30 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I got 38 likes for going against PC culture. Good to know.
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Its gonna be a blockbuster 18 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I mean, if you kill someone with a gun, then you didn't kill someone: the gun did.
Now this is something more my style 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't want no respectful talk; I want them whipped till they can't walk!
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Baymax ghost 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Nope! <3
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Gender neutral 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It's a good thing that male-to-male and female-to-female are perfectly compatible for humans.

But yes, don't do stupid shit just because it has a gendered name.
Noah's Ark 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
They have supposedly stoppd funding anti-gay marriage things in recent years, but that is misleading. "Chick-Fil-A" has stopped funding them, but Chick-Fil-A gives money to an associate business that gives millions to them. So instead of A giving money to C, A gives the money to B who then gives it to C.
Noah's Ark 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
And then Chick-Fil-A used the profits to fund anti-gay orginazations that want to tell me I can't marry someone because her boobs will (hopefully) be bigger than mine.
Don't know how to draw 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I've noticed that children are the best at drawing. They draw things exactly as they are. I have no idea what a giraffe looks like, but I've seen my little sister hammer out a great giraffe. What the hell does a giraffe look like? How the hell does she know?
My life summed up in one picture 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I'm neither of those, and I like you <3
Unexpected twist 3 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It's satire, but this has definitely happened already. These people are child abusers.
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We are so insignificant 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Always be aware that you are a speck of dust on an insignificant planet around an average star in a common galaxy in a universe so large that it is essentially infinite. Now, go eat a cheeseburger.
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Baymax ghost 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Hey, I can see my future!
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