spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Just do it karl!!! 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's also technically possible that the sun will explode tomorrow. It COULD happen, but I think the sun exploding is more likely than a business that's making so much money suddenly closing without years or at least months of notice.
$20 guns 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You also get the intimidation factor from the whirring of the knife rope
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Plastic surgery skills 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm a girl, and I can very clearly see that a very big thing here is the makeup and hairstyle.
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I love how Batman is who he really is, and that Bruce Wayne is who he pretends to be. 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's really simple to see who he really is. Clark Kent doesn't run off to save people. Superman isn't the one putting on a disguise. We call him Superman because underneath Clark's glasses and demeanor there is the Superman suit.
He doesn't rip off his shirt to become Clark. He ripes off his tie to reveal himself as Superman.
He doesn't rip off his shirt to become Clark. He ripes off his tie to reveal himself as Superman.
Cat post 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
"Your place in the universe it to fuck everything that moves. If it doesn't move, then fuck it anyways to be sure it isn't pretending it can't move."
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Rare chicken strips and a hot cup of...Bleach 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Chicken isn't inherently harmful when eaten raw. It just depends on the health standards of the business selling and creating the chicken. Generally, it's a very very bad idea to eat raw chicken though as they're almost certainly infected given the 30-90% of all chicken that is infected. If you had your own personal jet, then you may be able to eat rare chicken, but if you are the one cooking, then you shouldn't be eating it.
Also, this woman who posted this has admitted it's a troll.
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Also, this woman who posted this has admitted it's a troll.
Poor boy still has no idea that it was signal 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not exactly. They're just scared they're going to be called a pervert for touching them.
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They could have been 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The gods in the MCU are fairly... meaningless. It's just a general "of thunder", "of lies", and "of death" without reallying caring about what those titles really mean for the character. If she were really supposed to be her title, then she wouldn't be evil.
My favorite interpretation of Death is the Home. Death is where everyone goes. Everyone loves death and feels safe around him because they know that they belong to him and that he will be where they go to rest. Death is the final resting place, so why should you ever be fear it? Death wants you to enjoy your life so that your death has more meaning. He is eternal. He is in no rush to take away your soul because where else could it possibly go? He is the final destination, and he loves everyone equally.
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My favorite interpretation of Death is the Home. Death is where everyone goes. Everyone loves death and feels safe around him because they know that they belong to him and that he will be where they go to rest. Death is the final resting place, so why should you ever be fear it? Death wants you to enjoy your life so that your death has more meaning. He is eternal. He is in no rush to take away your soul because where else could it possibly go? He is the final destination, and he loves everyone equally.
Priorities priorities priorities 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
No. The Church willingly and purposefully hid pedophiles and allowed them to keep raping. I'm going to do my best to never let anyone forget that because it's something that we need to do something about. Going "Come on man" is the exact mindset that's going to allow the next generation of rapists to be ignored.
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Hitler joke 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
@xvarnah And I would be against his execution for his crimes. We imprison criminals. Murder via execution is a barbaric practice.
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I love how Batman is who he really is, and that Bruce Wayne is who he pretends to be. 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This also reminds me of Superman's story. Superman is both Clark Kent and Superman. But he gets confused about who he really is all the time which is why he only uses glasses as a disguise. He's scared that if he looks too different that he'll forget which one he actually is.
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Potatoes is life 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Potatoes actually have a rich history that includes pastors and preachers spreading word of the power of the potato. I'm not joking.
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If only Cassandra had known 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
UV light passes through hair pretty well. It'd technically lower your odds, but it's so small that it's generally too much trouble. If you are really concerned, then you should just get an odorless sunscreen as it does a better job. I've been considering buying one myself as I would like to get a bit more pale. Your friend in trying to get one would be Asian forums as being pale (And using sunscreen) is a big thing in beauty there. There are huge communities that discuss the best sunscreen.
A penny for your thoughts 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Oh no, I'd sell them for a dollar. They're worth so much more after I'm a goner.
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Hitler joke 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Everyone has a right to live. If you can justify the murder of killing one person due to the potential threat they have in the future, then that same justification can be used to kill everyone because they pose a potential risk. Killing people is a barbaric practice that is best left in ancient times.
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Attempted insurance fraud. 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Kinda? If he dies, then he'd be guilty of manslaugher at the least, but that is unlikely to be charged. Manslaughter is the unintended killing of someone without malice. He'd probably get off free as he view was indeed extremely limited due to the man throwing himself into it. If there wasn't such clear video footage, then they'd have a difficult time defending themselves as the courts usually rule in favor of the victim (Which is a big issue with the legal system). In some states, they'd likely still be punished for not being more aware or not taking the proper action (Hitting the gas would follow that pretty well).
This is why you should always, always, always have a camera on your car preferably in multiple places. It can save you thousands in insurance cases, keep you protected in court cases, and some insurance companies will give you a lowered price. It's not your job to prove you're not guilty, but it is a big help when you have evidence that you are.
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This is why you should always, always, always have a camera on your car preferably in multiple places. It can save you thousands in insurance cases, keep you protected in court cases, and some insurance companies will give you a lowered price. It's not your job to prove you're not guilty, but it is a big help when you have evidence that you are.
This Bob Ross coffee cup 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Looks like ya spilled some coffee there. That's okay; it looks kinda like a mouse. That's just a happy little accident.
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That trailer life. 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This is actually a thing that happens. I'm honestly not joking as I've had the honor of living in one.
I'm ok :'} 19 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I've yet to hear someone actually say they love me when they weren't biologically predisposed to do so (Parents have a biological aversion to outcasting their children). I've never said it either, and I don't plan to use it until I actually mean it. Getting me to open up is a project that takes months of constant talking and even then they're not likely to hear much. I'll happily talk about my past, the way I think, and exactly how many fingers I like up my butt, but (haha, I said but) if you expect me to ever actually discuss my feelings than I'm gonna basically require more trust in you than anyone I've ever had. Especially as the only person I've opened up to outright rejected and hurt me before I could gather myself back together. Bullet proof armor isn't very effective when you take it off, and she basically dropped a bomb in the helmet.
It's a little creepy, but I remember the first time we talked 279 days and nearly 20 hours ago. I'm not entirely sure why I can remember it.
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It's a little creepy, but I remember the first time we talked 279 days and nearly 20 hours ago. I'm not entirely sure why I can remember it.
If only Cassandra had known 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You can also moisturize and get a skincare routine. I don't know why guys think that it's gay. I'm mad at myself for not getting one sooner as it makes my skin basically glow, and it will help with anti-aging when I have to worry about that in a decade or so.. It's gay to think that having nice skin is gay.
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Gotta cleanse the soul 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Fuck that. I have an account. It knows what I like, and it makes sure I see what I like without having to search for it.
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